ploktail

A spiked hot chocolate, typically with beer. Invented by a game developer to take the edge off the Monday evening grind.

'Sigh... this is some tedious work. Hopefully this ploktail will keep me going.'

by electromoth May 20, 2024

Plokanitis

Being very thin and attracted to octopusses

"Nate Saft has plokanitis. He likes that octopussy."

by octolover May 28, 2024

plokonitis

Being very thin and being sexually attracted to octopuses

"Nate saft has plokonitis. He likes octopussy"

by octolover May 28, 2024

Plok

if you put this word twice, it literally becomes "sex" in filipino

but if you get that stupid shit out of the way, it's a 1993 cult-classic SNES platformer that is everlastingly so hard as fuck that not even God himself can finish, this little guy named plok has a flag, right? well one day, his flag got stolen and he got so mad that he wanted to entirely make the species that stole his flag instinct; fleas, plok, goes to Cotton Island and fought some fellows but when he went back to legacy island then he saw flea flags everywhere, so he decides to slap the entire species because these fleas probably are having a menopause; thats what happens on the game

"yo whatchu playing on your SNES"

"im playing plok"

"what do you mean"

"it's plok"

"...odd name choice"

by RF5C June 7, 2024

plokijuhygtfmrdewqaszxcvbn

a meaning that your in a random mood and just wanna kil-

plokijuhygtfmrdewqaszxcvbnok ok nvm

by thegulpistgulgulp January 1, 2025

plokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq

the level before you drop your hand on the keyboard

iiikjmmkmmmm soooo borrrrerdrerrrd plokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq

by 584940493395874392034839394 January 19, 2025

Plockman-19

A virus emanating from the plockman, airborne and as spreadable as Covid-19 but way worse since it affects the plockman. Ruinous effects occur primarily on the plockman, highly visible and looks like a crime scene in the crotchal region.

He's out of the office with Plockman-19.
What's wrong with your plockman, looks like Plockman-19.

by Ransoms Dutch March 24, 2025