pirate-ninja

Pirate-Ninjas are basicly Ninjas that are as smooth-talking or disguistingly rude as a pirate, and can also perform all ninjary whilst being fucked up like a pirate.

Weed and Liqour are the standard intoxicants required for ninja-piracy, although any upper, downer, stimulant, depressant, dissociative, or psychedelic can be used.

There are three Master Pirate-Ninjas:
Jay the Liar
RizN the Trickster
and Nic The Guy Who Is Quiet, Short, and Incredibly Sneaky

from there, the hierarchy goes:
Pirate-Ninja Advocates (pirate-ninja trainees)
and Morons (everyone else)

whoa, that guy just smoked 5 blunts, ate a gram of shrooms, then kicked atleast 9 or 37 people in the face, got laid real quickly, then dissapeared into the night. Damn he's a Badass Pirate-Ninja!

pirate-ninja by Joint Masta Jay April 30, 2005

pirate monkey 

In Invader Zim, it is the name suggested for the resistance by Shloonktapooxis. Lard Nar ignores it and goes with the name "The Resisty."

Lard Nar: We need a name. Something that will strike fear in all who hear of the resistance!
Shloonktapooxis: How 'bout the "pirate monkies!" It's an awesome name.

pirate monkey by INVADERCHRIS January 15, 2005

pirate hooker 

a pirate hooker is a girl that moves from ass to ass, therefore making her a hooker. shes just looking for fresh booty

Stacy Vann is such a Pirate Hooker!

pirate hooker by Andrew May 13, 2005

Pirate Platinum 

An album or song that has been downloaded illegally a number of times that would classify as platinum status if purchased legally.

"The new Lil Wayne album went pirate platinum just 5 hours after being leaked to the internet!"

Pirate Platinum by trf15 August 28, 2011

pirate attack

When someone is sitting on the toilet going to the bathroom, and their significant other bursts in unexpectedlty and has sex with tnem. (Can be anal or vaginal)

"There I was minding my own business, when BAM, there was a pirate attack. My poop deck got swabbed, but I didn't hate it."

pirate attack by Sharkpunch123 March 13, 2008

Pirate Word 

A polite way of referring to unsavoury use of the English language. derived from the impressions of stereotyped pirate figures, whom are viewed as being of lower social scale and hence more likely to us unsavoury English.
Similar usage to the phrase: "Pardon my French"

Person One: "Fuck you Fucker-head"
Person Two (Response): "Please, there is no need to use Pirate Words"

Pirate Word by Rhys Bennett January 24, 2006

Pirate Lifestyle

This describes a guy who is into bodybuilding, sports, loves to drink, and can consume copious amounts of liquor. He's not a particularly good dancer, and usually does not have a steady girlfriend but looks for the one night stands and random hookups with promiscuous women.

That guy is not dating, he lives the pirate lifestyle.

Pirate Lifestyle by eji2010 May 12, 2007