pirate smoker

A slang term for a homosexual male. Many groups take offense to it's use, mainly pirates.

Yarr, if ye be a pirate smoker then ye are welcome on our ship, though ye won't be smokin' any of us.

by Jethro December 6, 2003

Dirt Pirate

A mix of punk and hippy characteristics make up this type of person also called crusties or crusters however do not share the same music taste as a typical crust punk.They are punk rockers who are a little too tuned into mother earth and tend to have eco-friendly agenda. Often seen with dread lock mohawaks, long dread locks, long cut off shorts or high water pants,piercings,gauged piercings, bandanas, torn & patched clothing, beards and very unclean almost homeless looking. Gainesville FL punks are believed to popularize this trend around the time of the start of the band against me and thier folk punk music. Dirt pirates can be found at protestes and your local food not bombs chapter.

Those damn dirt pirates smell worse than the usuall punk crowds here.

Those dirt pirates are squatting in that building over there.

by Omit Shod May 18, 2009

space pirate

A pirate in space. Duh...

Basically the coolest profession EVER. They fight aliens, space ninjas, space dragons and other space pirates. Must be sufficiently violent and awesome looking not to mention a space ship with a bad ass name like "Tyrant's Fist" or "Blazing Glory".

Captain Zand looked lustfully at the beautiful woman bound captive on top the piles of treasure, then his steely gaze shifted to the mutated zombie horde bewteen them. He looked back at her once more and gave her a roguish grin before launching himself forward, laser sword and blaster at the ready. This was what being a space pirate was all about...

by DazedDingo June 21, 2006

Donut Pirate

A little kid who steals people's donuts and claims their houses. A Donut Pirate is easily defined on YouTube or by Jullian Smith. Donut Pirates are also referred to as "Brat Holes" and are commonly named "Bad Boy" with shipmates such as "Captain Toilet"

"I'm want to ship YOU off the plank you little brat hole"
"I'm a Donut Pirate named Bad Boy I do what I want!"

Search "Donut Pirate" on youtube for more background

by Bad Boy Donut Pirate May 3, 2012

Porch pirate

A person who, ( self explanatory hint), steals your Amazon deliveries right of your front porch.

The term porch pirate may have been invented by Adam Carolla. Why become a porch pirate when you can just loot a California train?

by Sexydimma January 14, 2022

bottle pirate

1. Breeds of women who have been draining men’s booze for years, bouncing from city to city, table to table, Grey Goose to Red Bull. This is a person (usually a woman) who loves to drink the booze you bought for yourself or others with your hard earned money, usually without asking, but also can do so under the assumed assumption that it's "cool" with you (usually isn't). The owner of the bottle(s)/beer is usually a True Gentleman, however, and lets it slide. Very unsettling in these hard economic times.

2. The root of all evil.

True Gentleman:I'm so glad I can relax after a hard week at work with this bottle of Goose.

Sororistute: .....I'll just help myself to a shot or two...or three.

True Gentleman: ..I guess it's cool...Bottle Pirate strikes again!

by IL-GA December 25, 2010

saucy pirate

(n); badass who plunders (money, woman, or otherwise) and strides about with a hitch in his step.

Beasles is a saucy pirate

by midgetsnatcher August 21, 2003