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philosophy

-noun (educ.) collage major, science
Mostly studied by people who have way too much freetime and think money grows on trees. Philosophy students tend to spend their time discussing the "findings" of long-since dead people, drawing tons of conclusions for everyday life, economy, science and politics that are never ever being put into practice, and eating pizza. They are often accompanied by hipster douches with rich parents or hobos in training which they also call 'classmates'.
-science student: "So what's your major?"
-"Philosophy!"
-"ah ok." *leaves*
by N3bu April 19, 2013
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Pocket-Philosopher

-Any person who freely expresses their opinions on life, based on personal experiences.

-That person whose advice always puts things in a helpful perspective.

-Someone who is considered wise in a subject, but may not have established themselves as an authority in that subject.
-Mark always asks his cousin for pocket-philosopher advice when he moves to a new house.
by Pocket-Philosopher February 23, 2010
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dos palos broncos

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philosiphy

When one person has their way of doing things, and another person has thier way of doing things.
I have my philosiphy and you have yours.
by jose the alimghty one November 24, 2006
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Philosophy student

Lazy and overprotective over dead pieces of wood (books).
by ME-(=_=)- June 7, 2011
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philosopher

One who says lines of the syntax:
"As a famous philosopher once said..."
A Spanish phrase is often included in after the introduction.
As a slightly less known philosopher once said: "We report in menos days."

As a famous philosopher once said, "Interests connect people."

Yeah, these next 2.5 weeks will be "mucho long" (Philosopher).
by Philosopher Parms July 9, 2011
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philosopher

A person who thinks philosophy is a real job. A person who thinks about senseless things, then tries to convince everyone that he is right.
Philosopher: Is it alright to lie?

Student: Sometimes, I suppose

Philosopher: That's not an answer, just say yes or no.

Student: Uhh, no then.

Philosopher: But what if terrorist were asking where all your friends lived, would you tell the truth?

Student: Just shut up, that is a stupid thing to ask.
by shotoku64 January 11, 2011
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