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Participation Trophy Wife 

A woman who is not especially attractive or accomplished or motivated, however, she feels she should have a husband who takes care of her, even though she does not contribute anything to the marriage. This feeling is based on an overwhelming sense of entitlement which has been instilled in her since birth by years participation awards and celebrations of mediocrity. More often present in millennials.
She can't cook, refuses to clean, and does not want to work to support the home; I don't know how, but he ended up with a participation trophy wife
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Partial-Birth Abortion

A type of abortion that is performed during the very end of a womans pregnancy. The woman may carry the baby to term, and go to the hospital/abortion clinic when her water breaks and she goes into labor. Or they can induce labor at the hospital/abortion clinic. The doctor delivers all of the baby but its head, then inserts a sharp scissors into the back of its head. The scissors are opened, and a vacuum tube inserted. The brains are sucked out by the vacuum.

This type of abortion was developed in 1983. The Partial-Birth Abortion Ban Act of 2003 recently made it illegal. Former president Bush was one that helped put the Ban through. President Obama is hoping to reverse the ban, and make this form of abortion once again and irreversibly legal.
"In 1997, Obama voted in the Illinois Senate against SB 230, a bill designed to prevent partial-birth abortions." --http://www.ontheissues.org/Social/Barack_Obama_Abortion.htm

"He then took a pair of scissors and jammed them into the back of the baby's head. And the baby jerked out, like a startle reflex, like a baby does if you throw him up a little bit and he jumps. And then the baby was real rigid. The doctor then opened up the scissors to make a hole. He took a high powered suction machine with a catheter and stuck it in that hole and suctioned the baby's brains out. And the baby went completely limp." --Brenda Pratt Shafer, a former nurse

granny panties 

just one of the many accoutremants a performer must wear underneath a costume when one is a professional dancer. The granny panties are typically beige or nude in color to provide the voyeur with the illusion that they may have actually seen you waxed vulva in one of those intricate moves you busted.
"Leila, are you going to wear that sponge bob thong today? put on your granny panties!"

"you're right, granny panties can hold a lot more crunchy money!"
granny panties by MintyLeila July 21, 2005

burger patties 

Large, discombobbled, and uneven pair of boobs for fat chicks. They are just two lumps of fat lard. This is why it seems like the fat girls are usually first to bloom.


dude she has massive burger patties! how disgusting those arent real
burger patties by oilcanman April 5, 2009
Short for panty fetish
If you want to be pushed down over the sofa, feel your skirt lifted, your moistened underwear pulled aside...then you have a pantish.
Pantish by Emma Cupcake July 15, 2011

Partial Chubb 

When a male has a partial erection caused by observing a women that rates from 5 to 7 on the standard hottie scale. Secondary effects include, when a male in mildly interested in some object or event.
Hey brah, that chick over there is totally giving me a partial chubb.

Oh man, lastnight I had a partial chubb over this sweet ride I saw at the bar.
Partial Chubb by BoneSoaker July 10, 2014

Fag panties 

very feminine male underwear, such as the ones that you purchase in boxes with the shirtless models on the front.
Instead of purchasing Hanes, Billy decided to spend more money and purchase some fag panties
Fag panties by JGUNS88 March 26, 2009