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parasexual

A sexual attraction towards ghosts, poltergeists, phantoms, and/or demons. Sometimes a parasexual may be attracted to aliens or Sasquatch.
It's like when a parasexual wants to shag a ghost.

Or when you can't stop thinking about that sexy ghost from "The Grudge."
by Phil the Centuar September 15, 2007
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straight pride parade

a parade filled with trump supporters and white supremacists and a male majority. there is absolutely no culture there and it only exists because of hatred for gay people. the people who attend legitimately think they are oppressed for being straight lmao.
oh look! it’s the dumbass straight pride parade!
by mcnuggetdestroyer September 2, 2019
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FAG PARADE

The definition is that someone is so gay that they're more gay than just one person...they're as gay as a whole parde of gays.
by TONY ASMAR September 26, 2006
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Redbone Paratrooper

The act of having sex while wearing a condom while female is on her period, and at the completion of the male climax, removing the condom, tying the end off, and "slingshotting" into the air across the room, thus, like a deploying paratrooper.
Man, My girlfriend was so horny on the the rag the other day, we had crazy sex and I redbone paratrooper -ed the condom like 15 feet into the toilet from her bed.
by Bozerk September 6, 2010
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paramesh

A person who is stupid and always high on steroids
Look ! There goes a Paramesh.
by Nmc February 14, 2018
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parakeet

Resting your cock and balls on someone's shoulder.
Joe took his cock and balls out, rested them on his girlfriends shoulder and told her she had a pretty parakeet.
by Texas Sucks August 29, 2005
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The Dance of The Drunken Parakeet

When you try to pet a Blue (or any other type) Parakeet and it tries to bite/peck you. First, the parakeet opens its beak; then, it follows your finger around; and lastly, it lunges for you. This act gets its name from the inebriated appearance of the bird. (swaying from side to side)
Frenchie performs The Dance of The Drunken Parakeet every night for free.
by Shawn B. January 15, 2007
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