omghai2u

A popular and short way to greet someone on the internet.

"hey dude!"

"omghai2u!"

by Kevin March 15, 2008

Orphanage

A replacement term for cumdump. When you come inside a man, he becomes an orphanage. Applies to both the bussy and the thrussy.

Jim asked David if he wanted his load. David exclaimed “Yes, Daddy, make me an orphanage.”

by Teresa St. Clair December 29, 2021

orphanides

A mythical creature. A small friendly dark haired cherub, with huge testicles and a cheeky grin. The Greek nature of the beast is prone to bad dress sense like cardigans and has a liking for glittery jewelry and watches.

I bought my kebab off that sweaty Orphanides type. He looks like he's a top holiday moose hunter.

by Goatboy Grasshead November 13, 2015

upholstery orphans

the loads of baby batter that drip down your crack and leaves stains on your upholstery

Bitch, look at all the upholstery orphans on the couch, you shoulda taken that shit to the bathroom for a porcelain abortion for real!

by squeak69 November 28, 2009

Omaha, Nebraska

The city where they ride tractors to work and on Friday nights the teenagers play "spit-in-the-can"

"I am going on vacation to Omaha, Nebraska!"
"Bring a straw hat."

by Sarah Jessica Horse Shit February 14, 2012

Little Orphan Annie

The act of applying a sperm facial in which you aim to completely fill both eye sockets while your partner's head is leaned back. Thereby whiting out her eyes completely.

I cracked a Little Orphan Annie on Jill last night. Guess that makes me a cartoonist.

by Darkfiend69 January 25, 2011

the orphan

A movie that will no doubt tank in the box office, this movie will suck so bad it will be released on VHS rather than DVD.

Wow, i cant believe dustin hoffman saw the orphan.

by sc00tert00ter July 25, 2009