negative ion

Bullshit that companies use in their product descriptions to attract karens and anti-vaxxers into being fooled and buying them.

Company: Behold! Our new negative ion anti 5G quantum energy wrist-band!

A: How do people believe this? Atleast the money is off to a person with a brain.
B: This product is 100% true and believable! Anything to protect myself from the 5G waves!

by Poopoo Consumer May 1, 2023

negative infinity out of one infinitesimal

A ranking reserved for war crimes so bad, WWII Germany and Japan look like joke villains compared to the masterminds behind such atrocities.

"'Cuties' and the 'Hype House'. Films/series that are so bad they have the dishonor of being ranked as a negative infinity out of one infinitesimal. Did Netflix create these as actual entertainment or instruments of torture?"

by Silicosis9324 May 9, 2023

Negative Blessing

When you wish for something bad to happen to get you out of something you don't want to do.

Example 1
Person 1: "Did you hear? Brandon got Covid so he gets a whole week off work."
Person 2: "Man, I wish I had that negative blessing."
Person 1: "If you visit him you might find what you're looking for."

Example 2
"I could really use a negative blessing right now."

by Zendreon July 14, 2023

Negative rizz

- A form of flirtation that intentionally uses insults and back-handed comments towards a person or people.

- Trying to get someone interested in you by purposefully shoving them away.

- The opposite of normal rizz, where instead of using smooth talk, you straight-up deject your person of interest.

- Using negative rizz is kinda toxic, so don't do it too often.

Dante: Tbh all the girls in this GC are so ugly idc

Ryan: No Dante, negative rizz won't work, either.

by Infi-Ikal July 31, 2023

negative pimp

Someone who is "Said," to be a pimp but as time goes on, everyone realizes that he is actually his hoes' hoe. A negative pimp loses money to his hoes rather than gaining hoe money.

Josh is such a horrible pimp, i hear hes a NEGATIVE PIMP

by BloodhoundGangBalls August 31, 2023

Negative Elixer Trade

A negative elixer trade is an exchange of goods that is decidedly non-sided. This is derived from the popular mobile game clash royale, where the currency used to buy troops in battles is called elexir- if you expend too much and get little back, it is considered a negative elixer trade.

"Oh necromancy for 5 elixer? That's such a scam, huge negative elixer trade"

by AliasGoesHere June 17, 2023

Negative Comment

Anything that is said in a grumbling/depressing tone that will in fact hurt raid morale.

Wow redacted raiders name really keeps at it with the negative comments, "Whats the point", "Can we call the raid here".

by Casvartro June 27, 2023