Monkey Poon

Noun
1. The act of getting sexual pleasure from a female
2. The pussy area of a female
3. A smelly vagina

1. "Yo last night was crazy as hell! I got some sweet monkey poon from Laquisha!"

by CoolConnor1985 November 2, 2010

monkey-womb

monkey-womb

an offensive for a girl under being raised by a single father

Does Bill 101 even apply to a monkey-womb, or any child in Quebec raised by a single father, whose father is French-Canadian but the mother is not? Btw, one of the definitions of bastard is the male version monkey-womb.

by Sexydimma February 8, 2014

mockendickery

To prolong a conversation for the sake of waisting time while being a jerk about it.

Sorry I was late. My mom knew I was in rush so she went all mockendickery about me forgetting to take out the trash.

by Big Pappa 4487 June 29, 2015

Monkey Arm

A well-formed turd that is long enough to wrap around.

She got to the toilet just in time to pinch off a foot-long steaming monkey arm.

by Garbage Heap August 1, 2020

monkey doo doo

Monkey doo doo is when a monkey shits in his bed and it stinks really baddddd.

Yo is that monkey doo doo over there?!?!?!

by Monkey_10101 October 19, 2020

Moeketsi

A creative genious.

For me to be the true Moeketsi I am then I need to practice

by STIFLOR January 27, 2021

Monkey Money

In-game currency in the games Bloons TD 6 and 5 that can be spent for a higher game advantage or cosmetic skins.

Person 1: "Did you know that compared to Arcaea Memories, which is another ingame currency, Monkey Money has a much lesser value when converting to USD implying that inflation exists in the Bloons TD 6 universe."
Person 2: "God damn."

by chair fucker 69 September 8, 2022