Mongreling

To stick a tounge in your own anal cavity while breaking a rib at the same time

"Man I was mongreling myself last night and it really hurt."

by Kylet00kay April 23, 2009

Mongoloid

Mongoloid is a word that represented in the past indigenous people to East Asia, Central Asia, Southeast Asia, North Asia, South Asia, the Arctic, the Americas, and the Pacific Islands. One common trait they shared was a birth mark named "Mongolian spot" which was a mark each individual received on their lower lumbar, and was a flat blue to gray discoloration marked on the skin. This was usually resolved by puberty. Elders would refer to children as "blue butts" for example due to the commonality of the condition amongst the mongoloids. This term was then phased out in the late 60s and had a resurgence in the early 80s due to a popular punk band that used the word "mongoloid"to denote it as a word to reference severely handicapped individuals, or to be more frank, people with Down syndrome. This term is now used as a derogortory term in any way other than its original use. Although the use of it to describe the previous stated nationalities, it is now deemed derogatory as well. To sum this explanation up, today the word is used to insult others of their sever lack of intelligence, and in the past it was originally used to denote a large group of ethnic ethnicities.

Stevie and Sarah saw Scott run into a wall that he mistaken for automatic sliding door. Stevie laughed and told Sarah he must be a Mongoloid. Scott overheard this conversation and felt extremely insulted and upset. Sarah insisted on Stevie to apologize for the rude comment.

Dr. Blake requested simple information such as what his patient's rave was, and the patient replied, "Mongoloid". The Doctor instructed his patient that term is no longer applied to her, and so she responded with a more politically correct term.

by ScottAYlouZER October 3, 2017

Mongolian Chicken Fajita

A sanitized variant of Mongolian Cluster Fuck, but more work and family friendly.

Man, that entire operation turned into one big Mongolian... Oh, hi there boss! Mongolian Chicken Fajita on us.

by Bubba Bo-Bob-Brain October 9, 2008

Mongolian contortionists

People that do something that's already been done, they at least found it themselves. The below phrase is used now on the internet forum High Impact Halo whenever somebody finds a new trick that turns out to actually not be so new.

I've seen professional Mongolian contortionists do that before.

by Orange Soda King October 21, 2009

Mongolian Eyebrow Tag

The act of two or more people running in ten-foot diameter circles trying to ejaculate and hit ones eyebrow with sperm.

Hey Tom, want to get some friends and play a game of Mongolian Eyebrow Tag after school?

by Isis Foot Fetish December 23, 2014

cock sucking whore mongrel

it is a total bitch who sucks dick

sally you cock sucking whore mongrel is some thing you would yell at when your really pissed off

by kennedy f February 8, 2014

mongolian rat trap

a sexual position performed by a man with a ferocious boner.
from behind your woman you put her in a full-nelson.
lift her off the ground with your boner/leg strength.
slam her facefirst into a hard surface, therefore looking like a rat trap...

"dude i mongolian rat trapped my girlfriend last night into my glass coffee table."
"nice mann... why is it called (mongolian)?"
"i dont know.."

by Oliver Clozov January 11, 2008