Massive Mong

The leader of the Labour Party who is an idiot

jeremy corbyn is a massive mong

by fishcakes1 November 28, 2019

Ball Mong

A person that has so little coordination and control of their body that when attempting to play ball sports they resemble a disabled person (mong)

“Have you seen Tyler playing football? “
“Yes, total ball mong”

by JungWalt August 25, 2022

Mong

Someone u want to shag

Mong-Aiden I want ur dick

by KM_7676 March 25, 2023

Will Mong

Will is a abosolute fucking mong and does not belong in group A more like group Z

Whose that fella speaking enchantment table?

- Oh yeah that just Will Mong

by jeldog May 3, 2023

mong

mong is an alternative way of saying take the L

get monged

by tkgtkntlksn. October 29, 2020

King Mong

King of Idiots with relations to a squad mate on PUBG (Playerunknown's Battlegrounds).
The squad idiot.

The fuck we have a king mong on this squad eh?

You know if we follow this king mong, we gonna die yeah?
LMAO! King Mong died before we did.

by Ohio-Jack May 24, 2019

Mong

Some one that acts in a stupid or dumb manner. Can also mean a few people in skybounds!

"why you being a mong for Karl? cut it out!"

by Wateriswet01 July 28, 2021