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Monging it

When someone Pompeii’s after to many billies
Sois stop monging it, or I’ll draw on your face again!
by Al Sama Bin Ladin June 12, 2022
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Mong

Someone whose name is jack keen is always a mong.
jack keen is a mong
by 123454323456543 June 9, 2022
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The Mong Hypothesis

Named after famous degenerate sports bettor Dr. Stu Mongworth Reagan, this is when a sports bettor takes the complete opposite of what Dr Stu bets on because he’s so dumb.
Dr Stu loves the Eagles -13.5 today. According to the Mong Hypothesis, we should put our life savings on Jets +13.5!!
by Reills40777 October 4, 2019
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Mong

1. Sois after 3 or more illybays
2. Louis in distress

Plural: Mongs (social gathering at AP’s house)
“Sois your a mong cunt, stop sticking that tech deck in her mut”
by Naskoh2Trappy May 13, 2022
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Mong

A word used in place of retard or spastic. Can mean unattractive.

Generally classed as outdated or politically incorrect to say.
Oh my days you just bumped into a wheelie bin you fucking mong
by Wildlings September 24, 2020
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Mong

Some one that acts in a stupid or dumb manner. Can also mean a few people in skybounds!
"why you being a mong for Karl? cut it out!"
by Wateriswet01 July 28, 2021
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King Mong

King of Idiots with relations to a squad mate on PUBG (Playerunknown's Battlegrounds).
The squad idiot.
The fuck we have a king mong on this squad eh?

You know if we follow this king mong, we gonna die yeah?
LMAO! King Mong died before we did.
by Ohio-Jack May 24, 2019
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