Milk Bubbles
A womens breasts. Does not need to be currently producing milk, but is knowingly capable of producing breast milk.
Milk Bubbles by Bean Irvine October 23, 2008
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Milk Dandruff
milk dan·druff
(milk dan-druhf)
-noun
crusty milk that dries and accumulates in a pale, flaky residue along the rim of the milk carton/jug. This buildup often occurs during pouring, and fallen flakes are notorious for ruining one's breakfast or appetite.
(milk dan-druhf)
-noun
crusty milk that dries and accumulates in a pale, flaky residue along the rim of the milk carton/jug. This buildup often occurs during pouring, and fallen flakes are notorious for ruining one's breakfast or appetite.
Scott: "Ugh! this huge flake of milk dandruff fell in my Apple Jerks this morning! I swear it was the size of my thumbnail."
Milk Dandruff by NickJE December 5, 2010
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Milk A Milf Day
Every October 29th, you get to milk a milf's titties for a fresh glass for milf titty juice, its a national holiday celebrated by everyone regardless of religion or culture.
Derick: Hey dude, did you know it's Milk a Milf day today?
Chad: NO WAY DUDE? I SWEAR IT WAS NATIONAL ASS EATING DAY LIKE YESTERDAY
Derrick: Time to approach some milfs.
Chad: NO WAY DUDE? I SWEAR IT WAS NATIONAL ASS EATING DAY LIKE YESTERDAY
Derrick: Time to approach some milfs.
Milk A Milf Day by fairyfaggot February 26, 2021
Milk Hotdog
(noun- formal) a man of reduced character; any person, regardless of gender displaying excessive levels of false-confidence and blind aggression;
(noun- formal) hockey player which employs cheap-shots and false-alpha tendencies during play and after the whistle;
(noun- informal) male reproductive organ.
First coined by professional NHL defenseman, Kevin Bieksa of the Vancouver Canucks on December 29, 2011, when he was bet $300 by his teammates that he could not slip the term into a pre-game interview. See example for quote.
(noun- formal) hockey player which employs cheap-shots and false-alpha tendencies during play and after the whistle;
(noun- informal) male reproductive organ.
First coined by professional NHL defenseman, Kevin Bieksa of the Vancouver Canucks on December 29, 2011, when he was bet $300 by his teammates that he could not slip the term into a pre-game interview. See example for quote.
"They've got a couple of milk hotdogs on their team {San Jose Sharks}, and... it makes for some fun games, that's for sure."
"You believe how that milk hotdog tried to give me the ol' Perpostrosity in that corner scrum?!"
"You believe how that milk hotdog tried to give me the ol' Perpostrosity in that corner scrum?!"
Milk Hotdog by stewpotmessiah January 9, 2012
Milk Mile
Although there are many variants on contesting this brutal event, the milk mile involves drinking milk and running a mile.
The most manly and legitimate way to contest a milk mile it for the competitors to drink one half gallon of thick chocolate milk from the local dairy, as opposed to thin grocery store chocolate milk. Once a competitor drinks the milk, they must run 4 laps around a standard 400 meter track. It is important to note that the time should be started when the competitors open their bottle/carton of milk. If one is feeling particularly ballsy, eggnog is an impressive substitute to the chocolate milk.
Other less prominent variants include drinking a given amount of milk each lap, drinking amounts milk different than the half gallon stated above, and drinking white milk.
Milk miles are common among high school track and field and cross country teams. This is a niche for distance runners.
Please note that the poster is not responsible for any discomfort or injury occurring before, during, or after a milk mile.
This event is not to be confused with the Gallon Challenge.
The most manly and legitimate way to contest a milk mile it for the competitors to drink one half gallon of thick chocolate milk from the local dairy, as opposed to thin grocery store chocolate milk. Once a competitor drinks the milk, they must run 4 laps around a standard 400 meter track. It is important to note that the time should be started when the competitors open their bottle/carton of milk. If one is feeling particularly ballsy, eggnog is an impressive substitute to the chocolate milk.
Other less prominent variants include drinking a given amount of milk each lap, drinking amounts milk different than the half gallon stated above, and drinking white milk.
Milk miles are common among high school track and field and cross country teams. This is a niche for distance runners.
Please note that the poster is not responsible for any discomfort or injury occurring before, during, or after a milk mile.
This event is not to be confused with the Gallon Challenge.
Onlooker 1: Wow those XC guys doing the milk mile are dying.
Onlooker 2: Well you cant run a mile, much less drink a half gallon of chocolate milk prior to running one.
Onlooker 2: Well you cant run a mile, much less drink a half gallon of chocolate milk prior to running one.
Milk Mile by scxcrunner December 12, 2012
Milk the bull
1)The act of trying to produce milk from a steer. Results may vary.
2)Euphemism for yanking the genitals in a downward motion.
2)Euphemism for yanking the genitals in a downward motion.
1)Josiah did his very best to draw dairy product from the old Fella, but he was kicked clear in the head. Just goes to show, you can teach a man to fish, but ye jus kain milk the bull.
2)Jillian attempted to milk Tommy's bull right there at the booth, but she only succeeded in drawing the attention of the other patrons at Applebee's. The steady popping noise was too distracting from the delightful delicacies of which they were partaking. The waitress was forced to lend a hand to expedite the process.
2)Jillian attempted to milk Tommy's bull right there at the booth, but she only succeeded in drawing the attention of the other patrons at Applebee's. The steady popping noise was too distracting from the delightful delicacies of which they were partaking. The waitress was forced to lend a hand to expedite the process.
Milk the bull by Pantaloon January 26, 2008