maria is gorg confident bitch n i’m a maria lmao seeing what ppl have to say abt my name is insane i’ve only seen good stuff wth. almost cried. from happiness ofc
maria is the name of the most perfect girl ever. not all marias can relate to this only ONE. the one maria is the one that is the baddest bitch around, maria olivia.
A beautiful girl that every guy wants. They come in different sizes but typically have a big butt. They’re good at sports. They are amazing friends and are in a small friend group.
Teacher: “Maria you can leave the class first. Ethan you can go next”
Ethan proceeds to look at Maria’s rear end down the staircase
Maria. A words that also sounds like diarrhea. Which is funny because Maria is the biggest pile of human shit there is. Specifically, Maria Opeka captivates the true meaning of it. She is ugly inside and out and has the most stupid dog named Cannoli which makes sense because she is the typical Italian- American. She does not really talk but just blurts out random noises. Its almost hilarious. The best way to describe Maria is that she is like a piece of popcorn kernel stuck between your teeth. I am kidding. Maria Opeka is a obsessive DILF hunter, and only in love celebrity men close far to old for her. She also experiences scenarios that have overtake her sense of reality. Maria has brown curly hair, olive skin, short, and has brown eyes. She is related to Angela who has the loudest farts.