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maria

maria is gorg confident bitch n i’m a maria lmao seeing what ppl have to say abt my name is insane i’ve only seen good stuff wth. almost cried. from happiness ofc
“oh my look at her she’s so gorg. must be a maria
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Jake gyllenhaal

the most attractive man on earth. he is so incredibly handsome it’s rlly hard to believe he actually exists. amazing actor with so much talent n deserves an oscar asap. also hella funny too? what else do u want in a man honestly
someone: what’s ur fav movie
me: donnie darko
someone: why
me: jake gyllenhaal
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