Manipples

When a heavier-set man's nipples show through his shirt. Like when it is cold and his shirt is too thin for his shaplier-than-normal breasts. Can also be used in replace of a curse word.

"Dude, look at that guy's manipples, they are the size of dinner plates!"

"That guy cut me off! What the MANIPPLES is he thinking!"

by Warrior against MANIPPLES November 6, 2009

mandicament

When you and your girls are trying to get your freak on. And more than one homie tries to grind on yo shit. Then you can't decide which hung mofo to put yo shit on. You in a bind/mandicament.

Yo Leroy is stacked on my left. And Keeshawn is poppin on my rizzle. Which one do I pick. Fuck this Mandicament!

by unicycles in toyland February 24, 2010

mandicotic

acting like a pysco, flipping out on kids, chocking dogs, putting cats in the dryer, and posting shit on facebook about how shit pisses you off. and flipping the fuck out for no reason because you are a pysco.

Don't make me go mandicotic on your ass!!

by timberlandfoil March 6, 2010

Mandivider

A Mandivider is a sofa cushion used as a buffer between two men forced to sit too close to each other on a sofa.

Hey dude, throw us a mandivider.

by slinny August 17, 2010

Manippleclamoranus

A man, often with the first name of Matt, that is most likely a jew with pointy nipples, a clam (vagina), and likes anal sex.

Man, Matt is such a manippleclamoranus for bitching all the time.

by horsejerky November 23, 2010

Manipudating

When someone date's someone else to get something they want rather than actually being with that other person.

"How was the date with Mark?"

"Shitty, but I saw that new movie in IMAX 3D for free! Manipudating has its perks."

by Mr.MarkMark October 14, 2012

mandinga

A slut that likes to sleep around

She's such a mandinga.

by Swagger42255 April 21, 2016