mullet

Haircut traditionally associated with American whitetrash, wrestlers, middle of the road american cockrock bands, and in general the eras of the late 70's through to the 80's.

However the mullet is currently making a resurgence in metrosexual males from the Welsh valleys.
Often associated with scarily clone-like steroid using, fake tan covered, pink t-shirt wearing posers who love themselves and spend far more time in the gym and hairdressers than any straight male ever should.
Affectionately known locally as "Spice Boys" - known more generally as "twats"
Apparently they are unaware that the mullet has not been considered cool (outside of Arkansas that is) for over 20 years

"check out the mullets on those spice boys over there - its like they're in fucking uniform man!"

"spice boys? - is that what you call them round here? - back home we just call them Twats and be done with it"

by malfunctioning eddy August 15, 2007

Mullet

Short, business-like hair in the front and long, Trailer Trash-like hair in the back. Also known as the "10-90", the "neckwarmer", and the "beaver paddle".

"Did you see that dudes 10-90?"

"He looks like my sister!"

by Casey November 28, 2004

Vaginal mullet

A females pubic hair that is trimmed short in the front, but is left long on the labia. This gives it the appearence of a conventional mullet.

"Damn, Becky's business in the front and party in the back!"
"Dude, that is because she has a vaginal mullet!"

by the original KOA June 29, 2006

power mullet

A mullet that is long in the back and shaved on top.

A mullet to the extreme.

Your power mullet looks ridiculous.

by Therm April 21, 2006

Backwards mullet

A haircut invented and worn by a kid named lucas hansen. He invented it years ago. It never changes. Some believe that it doesn't grow because it is always the same. Long in the front, short in the back, and sideways on the sides.

Dude whats up with Lucas's haircut?
O thats a backwards mullet, hes always had it.

by welcometoreality September 26, 2009

scenester mullet

1.a terrible excuse for a hairstyle worn by san diego scenester kids that work in hillcrest resale clothing and record shops.
2.resembles an 80s pat benetar cut with a luxurious rat tail addition.

1."every kid at buffalo exchange is sporting the scenester mullet like it's never going out of style."

by bean betty September 28, 2007

Mullet

A stylish hair cut that has been popular for decades. Short on top, long in the back. Looks good on anyone. It will always be in style. Contrary to popular belief, there is no such thing as a bad mullet.

Look at my long, flowing, mullet.

by Jimbo May 22, 2003