by @kraken January 18, 2021

by shackRam829 October 14, 2016

elena: "he came in my mouth sooo hard he maded my nose lube!!"
carla: "girl it looks infected you should probably get that cheked or else his kids will grow in your nose"
elena: "ur prob right"
carla: "girl it looks infected you should probably get that cheked or else his kids will grow in your nose"
elena: "ur prob right"
by arthurewsxz May 4, 2024

A substance one smooths over the surface of a computer touch pad to prevent irritation and chafing, and increases the speed of the finger as it glides over the pad. Especially useful in high humidity or during times of finger fatigue. May allow for faster reaction times and higher scores while gaming.
by shelovestosail September 22, 2009

by Wizzy dizzy October 19, 2019

a sentence used to describe lube for those too poor to afford or in a desperate situation and require lubrication. inferring that council estates (of the uk) may be too poor to afford any decent lubrication. coined in the same sense that "council pop" refers to water from a tap.
him - "lets have anal sex"
Her - "but we havent got any lube!"
him - "thats fine, ive got council lube"
him - *spits in hand*
Her - "but we havent got any lube!"
him - "thats fine, ive got council lube"
him - *spits in hand*
by unclebob1923 January 19, 2010

Lubing the plate is when someone puts a lubricant on the flat part behind the blades on an electric razor while shaving their testicular hair
by I❤️Cougars June 12, 2018
