no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me

no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me is a saying that is usually uttered when someone or something is incredibly attractive, hot, or sexy.

no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me. - Twitter User

by TheTellerofTheTellings March 21, 2024

lube drink

A drink that someone habitually gets as their first drink at a bar to lighten up.

"Dude, get your appletini so we can do some shots already!" "Talk about a crap lube drink..."

by SleipOdin March 4, 2008

mississippi mud lube

Mississippi mud lube is eating a girl out with a fat chew in.

I gave my girlfriend the Mississippi mud lube last night in bed.

by Kylepompom April 26, 2016

lube

shit u put on ya dick to stroke it and to slide

Kesha: I need mo lube
WaDatyrellmarious: Go 2 the store and get lube (12.99)
Gabriel: Hi im Gabriel and I hate lube
Jabril: FUCK YOU NIGGA I LOVE LUBE #LUBELIFE (12.99)

by LOVIN THAT LUBE March 21, 2024

Lube

Like krytox, used to lube mechanical keyboard switches and stabilizers.

Don't forget to lube the stems of your switches!

by barbatos_anemo_archon April 16, 2023

italian lube

olive oil used for sex...

man 1: "hey got any Italian lube"
man 2: "ya in the bedside table"

by katya & trixie May 5, 2020

arizona lube

The sweat that runs down the crack of your partners ass during the summer time in Phoenix while trying to perform anal in a 71 Volkswagen.

I didn’t bring the KY jelly so we used ARIZONA lube to put it in the dumper.

by AzRev February 3, 2022