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lube-queef

The result of being DP'd with too much lube, and air gets trapped in the orifice. In males, farting can also contribute to this afterwards.
Lube-queefah: Grrrl, I just had deh trash banged outta me, den I has ta go. My shorts is all sloshy wit lube-queef and I'm outside yo place, can I use yo shower? I din' get a chance ta get all dis lube outta me and I sharted all over my shorts.
Host: You farted lube all over your undies after getting gang banged? Hot! I gotta see this.
by Sperloid January 15, 2018
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italian lube

man 1: "hey got any Italian lube"
man 2: "ya in the bedside table"
by katya & trixie May 5, 2020
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Prison Lube

The blood and feces inmates naturally exude when larger inmates forcefully impale them in delicate areas, generally against their will.
Inmate 1: Heard you had to put your celly in his place last night. You didn't break him did you?

Inmate 2: Nah, he's just fine. He had plenty of prison lube in'em.
by Zen Chaos October 11, 2020
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Cage Lube

yeah like grease up the bars so you can escape . Use cage lube
by Knights of the Borg January 18, 2023
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Jiffy Lube

When it's cold and you feel like you have snot coming out of your nostrils, but they are dry to the touch.
*sniffs* My nose gots the jiffy lubes man.
by Richie Roach October 15, 2023
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Lube

When your masturbating And you don’t want crusty semen on your dick so you use lube.
Jake:Pass me the lube imma mastubate
Frank:Don’t waste all the lube imma use it later
by Orly$anchez4lifebitch February 3, 2024
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Lube

Like krytox, used to lube mechanical keyboard switches and stabilizers.
Don't forget to lube the stems of your switches!
by barbatos_anemo_archon April 16, 2023
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