Shnooba wooka lube

when something can be used as unsettling lubricant

"hey wanna test out some goat anus and dog shit suprise shnooba wooka lube?"

by The_officialShnoobaWookaLube November 29, 2022

lube-queef

The result of being DP'd with too much lube, and air gets trapped in the orifice. In males, farting can also contribute to this afterwards.

Lube-queefah: Grrrl, I just had deh trash banged outta me, den I has ta go. My shorts is all sloshy wit lube-queef and I'm outside yo place, can I use yo shower? I din' get a chance ta get all dis lube outta me and I sharted all over my shorts.
Host: You farted lube all over your undies after getting gang banged? Hot! I gotta see this.

by Sperloid January 15, 2018

spittoon lube

When you give yourself a mild allergic reaction to thicken up your flem like a placenta to enjoy self pleasuring moreso.

Ran out of lotion, drank some milk , used my own spittoon lube, just like fucking a placenta.

by Gatorprimus6969 February 16, 2024

Anal Without Lube

When something sucks, because its a pain in the ass

Dude, that homework task was totally anal without lube.

by HamoodHabibi2.0 May 5, 2024

BRAIN LUBE

COFFEE; a hot drink that acts as a brain lubricant; or stimulates brain function

To get his mind functioning properly for the test on differential equations, Axel stopped at Starbucks for a cup of brain lube.

by BCATThompson October 7, 2021

Noob Lube

Metaphorical pain relieving ointment for middle-aged gamers. Specifically formulated to relieve the discomfort of being brutally killed (most commonly by a teenager) within seconds of deploying into FPS war zone.

Jake: Right, get ready boys, we’re going to kick some….
Raymond: Motherfucker, some arsehole just one-shotted me. I hadn’t even hit the ground
Carl: Thank god for the noob lube!
Raymond: It still stings the ring
Jake: Is that toxic?

by Muzzlenz July 18, 2024

Council Lube

a sentence used to describe lube for those too poor to afford or in a desperate situation and require lubrication. inferring that council estates (of the uk) may be too poor to afford any decent lubrication. coined in the same sense that "council pop" refers to water from a tap.

him - "lets have anal sex"

Her - "but we havent got any lube!"

him - "thats fine, ive got council lube"

him - *spits in hand*

by unclebob1923 January 19, 2010