slippery lizard

When you are about to cum inside of her and you pull out and put your penis in a glass of milk and scream "that's the power if pinesol baby!"

"Wanna do a slippery lizard?"

"No. Never again"

by Hydra dreamer September 23, 2013

bar lizard

A woman in her late thirties or older that tries to pick up younger men at a bar. These are more common than the run of the mill cougar and can be easily picked from the crowd by her leathery skin from too much sun bathing and her raspy voice from her two packs of cigarettes a day habit. Her perfume is that of bouquet of wilted flowers and liver decay.

That bar lizard over there just showed me her C-Section scar and told me she likes it rough.

by Half_Yeti May 16, 2015

hang a lizard

When a large shit is hanging out of your ass

I have to go hang a lizard.

by suprisefuck6969 October 27, 2017

shadow lizard

A nigga who thinks adding shadow to something makes it sound cool and uses that as his online name. He also likes to spam the word “fuck” in his sentences to make him sound cool

“Have you seen shadow lizard?”
“He’s a fucking dick, don’t even mention him”

by JBUG0617 June 19, 2019

walk the lizard

Masturbation
Similar to Drain The Lizard

I’m off to Drain the Lizard.
-More like he’s gonna Walk the Lizard!

by ASBLAWYER July 28, 2021

Piss Lizard

A very hot and attractive person. They also have a big ass and cock

Wow, look how attractive piss lizard is.

I know right.

by Piss lizard May 6, 2021

Sneaky Lizard

When one penetrates ones mouth with their tongue as a surprise while making out

We were making out and out of nowhere she gave me a sneaky lizard

by YogiBeer June 11, 2015