Ol' Mr. Platypus that walks with a limp

it is another word for a wang, dong, etc. . .

Timmy looked at Ol' Mr. Platypus that walks with a limp for hours last night.

by Kevin November 5, 2003

You’ll walk over; but, you’ll limp back!

You’ll walk over; but, you’ll limp back! — a taunt used in pugilistic or sexual situations daring an opponent to engage with you because your skill level is so superior that they may be potentially injurious for the unprepared. A variation of this dare is: You’ll walk over; but, you’ll crawl back.

Either way and in either situation, you had better be able to deliver if you talk shit like that!!!!! Otherwise you will be accused of “selling woof tickets.”

Overheard; An old man with a cane to a young man giving him some lip:

“Come in over here you young jitterbug; I ain’t sellin’ no woof tickets — You’ll walk over; but, you’ll limp back!“

by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 24, 2023

limp bizkit loves your mom

i dunno something wookie says it is pretty funny thought

hey wookie limp bizkit loves your mom!

by kirstin August 28, 2004

limp twins

an ill band.

limp twins are the shit, yo.

by DaSchtaishOne June 16, 2009

psychic limp

A personality defect, neurosis or phobia that interferes with someones ability to function normally.

Jane will never be able to have an honest relationship with anyone. Her dyfuntional family and upbringing has left her with a psychic limp.

by Nato22996 October 21, 2009

Limp-Dickedness

Limp-Dickedness is what someone has when they do something that they would otherwise not do unless they had a limp dick.

Jeez, Paul sure was displaying some serious limp-dickedness when he let the new kid talk dirty about his sister

by Psyrain June 9, 2010

Limp Dick Offensive

I want to make one called "The limp dick offensive"
When a guy can't get it up in bed and you tell all his friends then post something on urban dictionary about it

Damn! You must have been pissed about the wet offensive to pull a limp dick offensive

by whodoyouthinkstoopid May 21, 2011