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Ol' Mr. Platypus that walks with a limp

it is another word for a wang, dong, etc. . .
Timmy looked at Ol' Mr. Platypus that walks with a limp for hours last night.
by Kevin November 5, 2003
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You’ll walk over; but, you’ll limp back!

You’ll walk over; but, you’ll limp back! — a taunt used in pugilistic or sexual situations daring an opponent to engage with you because your skill level is so superior that they may be potentially injurious for the unprepared. A variation of this dare is: You’ll walk over; but, you’ll crawl back.

Either way and in either situation, you had better be able to deliver if you talk shit like that!!!!! Otherwise you will be accused of “selling woof tickets.”
Overheard; An old man with a cane to a young man giving him some lip:

“Come in over here you young jitterbug; I ain’t sellin’ no woof tickets — You’ll walk over; but, you’ll limp back!“
by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 24, 2023
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limp bizkit loves your mom

i dunno something wookie says it is pretty funny thought
by kirstin August 28, 2004
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limp toaster

a mentally slow human who has the iq of a toaster and can’t get hard
used as an insult,

you’re a whole limp toaster
by Krafffffty February 27, 2021
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Limp Dick Whore

A girl who is devoted to suck a 90+ year old man's limp Dick until he dies, just to get that paper.
My sister called and told me that today she became a limp dick whore, and pretty soon we will be rich.
by Cheesepacker69 December 28, 2023
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Limp Noodle

A dick that is non-erect and can not get hard. Also used as an insult to imply someone has a limp noodle or is in fact a giant limp dick.
Say that to my face you limp noodle. Yeah thats what I fucking thought.
by epjkb October 5, 2020
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Limp Dick Lesbian

A guy who normally would have no problems getting girls except that he has zero game and most definitely will fuck it up.
Guy 1: “hey check it out, I think that chick’s into Mikey!”
Guy 2: “oh yeah, just wait until he opens his mouth. That limp dick lesbian will scare her away in no time!”
by Kirklovski March 9, 2023
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