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Ol' Mr. Platypus that walks with a limp

it is another word for a wang, dong, etc. . .
Timmy looked at Ol' Mr. Platypus that walks with a limp for hours last night.
by Kevin November 5, 2003
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You’ll walk over; but, you’ll limp back!

You’ll walk over; but, you’ll limp back! — a taunt used in pugilistic or sexual situations daring an opponent to engage with you because your skill level is so superior that they may be potentially injurious for the unprepared. A variation of this dare is: You’ll walk over; but, you’ll crawl back.

Either way and in either situation, you had better be able to deliver if you talk shit like that!!!!! Otherwise you will be accused of “selling woof tickets.”
Overheard; An old man with a cane to a young man giving him some lip:

“Come in over here you young jitterbug; I ain’t sellin’ no woof tickets — You’ll walk over; but, you’ll limp back!“
by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 24, 2023
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limp bizkit loves your mom

i dunno something wookie says it is pretty funny thought
by kirstin August 28, 2004
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limp dorito

A man who likes soggy doritos and eats them everyday.
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Limp Scunt Bisicut

the combo of a retard, skank and cunt. AKA this one chick i know.
Guy 1 That dirty bitch fucked up that guys life.

Guy 2 Shes such a "Limp Scunt Bisicut".
by Noodlez4dayz December 12, 2011
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limp shot

masturbating/fucking so fast that you ejaculate before you get hard
That chick last night was so hot i did a limp shot
by Ay G March 1, 2017
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Limp lettuce

When you become limp during sex
I was only limp lettuces one
by Dxddy1234 November 19, 2019
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