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simp that u want to kill

so this guy is not only a fucking nerd, but he steals yo girl and simps out for her just to get dumped. fucking dumbass
his name is : caged boy , bob, simpy, IDUBBZ
bruh i want to kill him hes a simp that u want to kill. butt poop bitch poo
by poo butt stink April 14, 2020
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Kill It

To finish off a beverage (usually alcohol).
by Kill It May 24, 2004
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killbot

A robot programmed and designed to kill. Made TV debut on the futurama episode "Love's Labours Lost in Space". Zapp Branigan begame famous for saving a planet from a herd of rampaging killbots.
Oh my god! Billy built a killbot out of a toaster... quick, get my shot gun!
by Pepsi X-treme July 26, 2005
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You Kill It You Fill It

The concept of, upon an item such as a pot of coffee or bowl of pretzels being emptied, the person who emptied said item is entrusted with the duty of replenishing the goods previously kept therein. Lazy people will not kill things if they are too lazy to fill them, and douchebags will kill them without feeling they should be bothered with refilling them.

Never trust a person who feels above this law. For Example:
(Ted and Jason are in an office setting. Both walk towards a pot of coffee.)
Ted: Mmm, I love coffee.
(Ted pours a cup of coffee, kills it, and begins to walk away.)
Jason: Ted, come on, you kill it you fill it!
Ted: Nah, I'm too big of a douchebag to make coffee.
Jason: Go die in a fire.
(Don't worry, Ted does.)
by Leechdemon October 9, 2006
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Please kill me

A feeling that has yet to be expressed or defined properly in the English language, the closest definition being that one wants to die but is so obscenely done with the world that they see no reason to do it themselves and would much rather have someone else end this current state of shitty existence for them.
Person: existing
Person: “fuck, just please kill me, I can’t do any of this anymore.”
by JustFknDone September 14, 2018
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Murder-Death-Kill

From the movie Demolition Man, starring Sylvester Stallone and Wesley Snipes. It was repeated, along with a police code (1-8-7) over police scanners when Wesley Snipes' character had escaped from cryogenic prison into a crime free society, where he perpetrated many murders.
Police Scanner: Code 1-8-7. Murder-Death-Kill.
by Hexadecimal April 20, 2007
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Kill Em

Often used by groups of girls as a way to praise someone's actions. Either that or they literally mean they will kill you.
"Ooh, sharkquisha! Kill em!"

Or
"Let's kill em."
by Mardezrealgirl January 13, 2014
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