Andrew Jenks

A stalker who is financially supported by MTV.

Hi I'm Andrew Jenks, relatively famous people across the country let me live with them even though I'm a complete stranger.

by Tubbyman October 24, 2010

Jonks

Another word for jokes or kidding. Often used with lots of expression. Created by NathenSama

"You're Beautiful"
"JONKS!"

by nSama March 30, 2010

junkage

the stuff in between your legs*.

*if unclear, shave hairs first. Now check to see.
There is two type of junkage:
penis & va jay jay
1.penis goes out
2.va jay jay goes in

also known as the genitalia.

I want a man with nice junkage.

by gluestickhxc March 25, 2009

untuck your junk

To "man up", or start acting like man. Refers to the act of reversing the tucking (thus untucking) one's junk (i.e. penis) between one's thighs.

Kenny: I like this girl, but I am not sure sure she'll go out with me. What if she says no?
Goldie: Dude, untuck your junk from between your legs already, and ask her out!
Kenny: Okay. Goldie, will you go out with me?
Goldie: I don't appreciate this, Kenny.

by artist6000 June 12, 2010

Don't touch my junk!

Infamous, now viral, phrase uttered by John Tyner of Oceanside after refusing to be subjected to an airport body scanner and subsequent thorough pat down.

Can also be used in any social setting where you just want people to stop bothering you with uninteresting things.

TSA - "Sir, we need to pat you down..."
JT - "Don't touch my junk!"

Boring friend- "Hey man, you want to see these slides from my family summer vacation?"

JT - Don't touch my junk!"

by alexgb72 November 19, 2010

junk in the trunk

Slang, synonym of callipygian. Implies an oversized buttocks, disproportionate to the waist or the rest of the body. Usually complimentary.

"Look at Keisha's ass... Man, she has some junk in the trunk!"

by this-is-ridiculous October 15, 2008

Junked

An expression for being hit in the balls Hard!

DAMN! That kid got junked

by Mike October 26, 2004