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junk mail

When one sticks their junk in the mail slot of someones door until someone sees it. Usually a sick prank
Person 1: Hey you know that barber shop down the street that Person 3 owns?

Person 2: Yeah.
Person 1: I totally junk mailed it while all his customers were in there.
by TuriGuiliano April 25, 2011
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love junk

It came from my boy DM. It is another name for a mans DNA. Anytime you ejaculate on a woman. It is love junk.
I was doing her from behind and pulled out and sprayed my Love Junk on her ass.
by bayliss May 13, 2005
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Junk Monkey

Hoarder who can't stay still long enough to through the crap out. Junk piles everywhere.
I was at Liz's house yesterday, man she's a junk monkey.
by blossombaby June 14, 2011
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Junk Club

When a Bunch of Guys get together and hit themselves in the junk for laughs becuase they were dropped on their heads a few times as children.
Jason, Michael and Yamil are President, Vice Pres and Vice-Vice Pres of the Junk Club. Meetings Held Weekly.
by Misti December 14, 2003
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junk bumper

A Junk bumper in that line of fat and stomach mass that is either partially above, or completely covers the entire genital region of a man or woman. While it is similar to a pooch, it is in fact lower and much more intrusive and often gets in the way during sex, sitting on a chair or when peeing (especially for men who may have to lift it out of the way).

People with large junk bumpers are often times seen sitting on either 40% of a chair, or with their legs spread wide as they can no longer connect at the knees.

Derives from "Junk", term for genitals and "Bumper", the force/shock absorber on most cars.
Man, did you see how roger had to move his junk bumper out of the way before took a leak?

Her junk bumper is so big that it actually presses her underwear up so close to her pants that I could see the design underneath

Once I finally got her in bed, her junk bumper just pancaked to the point where I was chowing belly button instead of box.
by rgv_rss April 26, 2007
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Junk in the box

It's where you cut a hole in the box, put your penis in it, and make someone open the box
Jack just totally junk in the boxed me, and now I am blind.
by Damien Smith November 5, 2008
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junking

(Verb) The act of sitting or placing genitals on inanimate objects. Gender non-specific.
"I placed a towel on the hotel room desk chair for fear of junking on the chair where 8,000 ball sacks had laid before."
by Bass-ket July 29, 2013
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