Jeroen

Noun: A Jeroen is an optional gear for newer cars. When you shift into Jeroen, your car will automatically steer you through the nearest Pizza Hut, rave, and Bed & Breakfast in that order.

Verb: Making a dramatic entrance into an unassuming atmosphere, doing a hair flip, then sauntering out again.

I'm feeling saucy, time to shift into Jeroen!

I wish these kids would quit jeroening, it's quite distracting, isn't it?

by Dadadadeedeedee February 5, 2010

Jersey Slide

A traffic incident usually only seen with Jersey Drivers in New Jersey. The action includes merging multiple lanes on the highway at once.

Damn! That out-of-state driver just ruined a perfect shot at a Jersey Slide

by Hackermeyer January 5, 2009

New Jersey

The human history of New Jersey began millennia ago with the settlement of the area by Native Americans. European contact began with the exploration of the Jersey Shore by Giovanni da Verrazzano in 1524, At the time of European contact, the area was populated by many tribes of the Lenape. The New Jersey region soon came under the control of the Swedes and the Dutch resulting in a struggle in which the Dutch were victorious. However, the Dutch colony of New Netherlands was seized by the English in 1664. New Jersey was one of the Thirteen Colonies that broke off from Britain in the American Revolution, adopting the Declaration of Independence in 1776. Becoming a state upon the formation of the United States, New Jersey saw significant action during the American Revolutionary War. New Jersey's delegates signed the Articles of Confederation in 1779 and Princeton acted as the nation's capital for four months in 1783. In 1787, New Jersey became the third state to ratify the United States Constitution. In the 19th century, New Jersey cities led the nation into the Industrial Revolution and provided soldiers for many of the wars the United States fought, including 88,000 soldiers for the American Civil War. The state became a component of the Underground Railroad. The state's transportation system continued to improve with the construction of canals and more rail lines that helped industrialization further develop.

New Jersey is a US state.

by Lars323 October 7, 2009

Jersey Girl

"The Jersey girl..a love of an unpretentious good time, and a certain sense of style. Jersey girls are about attitude. They're about eating pizza, drinking beer, having great hair - and enjoying it all..She's got a mouth on her. She says what she means. And she's got a nice, cheerful laugh..Bottom line, all of them are sexy as hell." -The Star Ledger

Everyone loves a Jersey Girl.

by Amanda aKa Jersey's Finest April 19, 2006

Jersey Shore

n. person with a hot body but a f***ed up face.

Look at that body! Too bad he's a Jersey Shore...

by d1mpc February 4, 2010

New Jersey

Home of WaWa-dont laugh at the name it has native american substance. How many stores where you live remember our native friends? A land of diversity-roamed by many nations. If you are scared of the circle,you dont belong here! NJ folk are experts of the highway,otherwise you'll need a map.
Especially if you go into Philly...so in other words if you are scared of speeding traffic, attitude and a fast paced world,stay out cause ya might need an anxiety med when you return home!I love my state! NJ :)

"Get a tour guide"

by NJMadness May 2, 2005

Jersey Foghorn

The art of ripping a sick fart into someone's mouth.

When Jay Jersey Foghorned Randy, Randy's breath smelled like burnt broccoli.

by Pumpkinhead August 31, 2004