deliciously infectious

When sumone tastes sooo good that u get infected by them...

"Omigosh... Sam is so deliciously infectious... I tasted her once and I feel like I need her more and more..."

"Wow... bummer..."

by Bridster April 12, 2005

Inflation Porn

Fetishizing over rising prices of random products or commodities. Posting charts and graphs of mundane items

Did you see Stewie's post? It was a chart of the price of jumper cables. It went up 500%, peak inflation porn right there.

by Thor's cousin March 21, 2022

walking infection

A person whose appearance gives the impression that he or she has a virus or contagious disease that can be spread through any sort of physical or sexual contact.

That skank with the tramp stamp is a walking infection, so I just stay away from her.

by boratfan April 20, 2009

infucktion

If you don't use a condom, you risk an infucktion.

The burning sensation may be a sign of an infucktion.

by dar ted April 28, 2006

infucktion

Sexually transmitted infection, STI is an illness that has a significant probability of transmission between humans or animals by means of sexual contact, including vaginal intercourse, oral sex, and anal sex. ...

If you're going to have sex, there really is only one way to protect yourself from contracting an INFUCTION, and that's by practicing safe sex. Latex condoms will keep you protected against most infucktions.

by CanuckGirl March 8, 2010

Injection Ejection

To be fired from a job or banished from a location after being busted for shooting drugs.

I had to find a new gig after my injection ejection last month,

by forcefedmark March 27, 2011

Brofist inflation

n. Overuse of brofists to the point where brofists become worth less
See brofist

Person 1: Did you notice Pewdiepie got 11 million bros?

Person 2: Yeah, brofist inflation rate must be 79.4% or some shit

by Inanimate fish August 26, 2013