Hipster panties

Hipster panties are a size or style of panties that have many cute prints.

I wear mostly hipster panties and I have so many cute prints like my favorite pair of hello kitty panties.

by WedgiedGirl December 7, 2018

Portland Hipster

Usually defined as a person who:

A. Drinks PBR
B. Has the money to bath, but doesn't

C. Cuts their own hair, badly.
C. Wears "Ironic" 80's clothes
E. Has a bike
F. Has a beard
G. Rolls their pant legs up to high

"Blank is such a Portland Hipster. Just look at him with his brand new bike, riding down the middle of the street drunk on PBR. It even looks like he cut his dreadlocks last night in his bathroom!"

by Lostboy23 May 10, 2009

hipster shield

When a hipster or other self-centered person admits to having little talent or that their behavior is unacceptable in a joking manner intended to make it "ironic" and, thus, "excusable".

John put up his hipster shield by telling us he's a terrible guitarist before mangling it for the the next half hour.

by Derek Rollergasm July 10, 2012

Hipsterswag

Hipsterswag is the definition of people with extreme swag powers like "Ultimate Selfie" and "Uber No-brain"
Hipsterswag is the word of the year and will always be

Lol, just became hipsterswagger
Ultimate selfie activate!!

by TheDesignerRaul November 29, 2013

Hipster paradox

The definition of a hipster is that they are nit and do not like mainstream things. But since hipsters are now mainstream, then they must like mainstream things.

Fuck you you dirty hypocritical cretin, using the hipster paradox.

by TheMzigGmer November 28, 2016

Reverse-Hipster

Since a hipster likes everything before it becomes popular, a reverse-hipster likes things after they are already popular and run into the ground.

i.e. a hipster that is late for things.

Friend 1: You should read the Hunger Games!
Friend 2: I'll read them after everyone is done with them. I don't feel like jumping aboard this train right now- they're all finished reading already so I won't be able to catch up.
Friend 1: You're like a reverse-hipster....

by Bridgette Loaf April 8, 2012

hipstercunts

A growing number of twenty-something ladies that generally follow the same dotted line. May be identified by showing one or more of the following characteristics: small scars all over their flapjack bodies, due to adding and removing piercings as the trends changed (now they all look stupid), beautiful faces but hideous souls -or- hideous faces made beautiful by their hard-earned vocational school cosmetology certification.
very materialistic, ugly, selfish women. Also very clever women that are used to getting what they want.

"Those hipstercunts are eating all the cake and they weren't even invited to the party."

by pinkflamingo April 21, 2010