Hatchet Head

Drunk, Wasted, intoxicated to the max. On the fire water.

Boy, Rick was super fucking hatchet head after drinking all that 4Loko.

by Yo Chill March 30, 2011

Bay-hatch

Noun, A disrespectful address of a Michael Bay fan. From the English, BITCH.

Syn. cunt, English.

“How can you think Michael Bay is a good director? Your such a god damn Bay-hatch.”

by Dr_super_pimp April 28, 2006

J-Hatch

1. When a girl's hair is especially nappy that day.
2. When a girl does not care and throws her hair in a frizzy messy bun
3. Untamed, unattractive hair situation
4. Hair resembles that of a squirrel's tail

1. "Do you need to borrow my brush, cause your hair is pulling a J-Hatch"
2. "I was running late so I threw my hair up in a J-Hatch"
3. "I don't know she's got J-Hatch hair."
4. "Your pony tail is J-Hatchin it up"
5. "I can't go out tonight, my hair's being a J-Hatch"

by MerBer May 20, 2008

Hatch

A person who forces a photographer to retake a photo because of their appearance regardless of if other people in the picture like their apperance.

*Snap*
Hatch: "Let me see! Let me see!... I look like a tard. Take it again!"

"Don't be a Hatch yo!"

by Victim of the Hatch December 9, 2008

hatch

two brows one

that patch of hair that turns two eyebrows into one

You need to shave that hatch so you don't look like bert

by lightning lightning July 7, 2008

Hatchness

To be engulfed in the essence of paperwork involving Hatch

I am swamped with Hatchness today and can't go out for lunch.

by Supersport99 January 11, 2006

hatchby

pronounced: 'hatch'-'bee'
The word is cleverly derived from the slang word beatchand carries the same meaning. It's pretty much be-(h)atch flipped around and used amongst close friends. Also, the word is used in public/open environment when the word beatch is inappropriate.

"that chick at the counter was such a hatchby"
"what a hatchby"
"lookin for some hatchby's tonight!"

by chunnertyme October 14, 2006