hoogen

The only word currently pronouncable in the English phenoetic system (pronounced who-Ga-en) that cannot be yelled loudly without ripping your vocal cords. Also used in reference to something unexplainable but still important or meaningful at the same time.

Random Attractive Girl: "I would really enjoy wrapping my lips around your tree and sucking the bark off of your limbs"

Random Do-Nothing Guy: "Hoogen!"

by Qion May 16, 2006

hoobys

to have a crush on someone, to like, to have suspicions about someone liking

u got hoobys for her ey?

by d March 29, 2004

hoogag

1. The item that semen is wiped on after masturbation.

2. A place to blow your wad.

I am about to cum can you please pass me a hoogag.

by Dick Ballantyne May 20, 2008

Hooger bangin'

A way to tell a friend they have a booger hangin' in hopes of saving them from embarassment.

Here's a tissue, you've got a hooger bangin'.

by Lynlee4 August 25, 2008

hoagy bear

When a male does everything in his power to earn STD's.
Originated from the man-whore with the last name 'hogan'. It was this man that created and defined the words "pig", "slut" and "diseased"

He's turned into a hoagy bear... fuck, he's disease central now

by truthbetoldxx September 16, 2010

hooty and the blowfish

The mystical area between the scrodum and the anus on a male.

Bro, I have to go clean my hooty and the blowfish.

by Queen Hooty and the Blowfish March 31, 2017

Hooga

Hooga is the anti gamer slur. Moms use the word Hooga when their child play videogames for a lot.

1. Kate: Have you seen Matias today?

Dave: No, i think he has been playing video games lately.

Kate: Wow! What a Hooga!

by GDVicho October 28, 2018