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hate date

To hate date is the sexual equivalent of having a "frienemy."

It's part masochistic and part lazy, but it always means that you hate yourself and the other person and are allowing the relationship to be dragged out. The purposes of hate-dating is for the sex, which can range from satisying to ok to laughably bad. You might keep the person around because they're fun and the sex is wack, or the sex game is good and the person means shit to you.

If one person is cheating or trying to degrade the other to gratify their own insecurities, and/or if the relationship has been drawn out and on the downturn, both parties are hate-dating. For highly dysfunctional and broken people, all they know is hate-dating, because it's a place to dump all your fucked up unconscious feels at once, affirming the way you feel about yourself and the opposite sex
I realized I kept boo around to hate date when all I did was talk shit.

I'm not committed- I'm committed to hate-dating.
by knobstomper October 7, 2016
mugGet the hate datemug.

myspace hate

the act of vehemently hating someone solely based on their idiotic myspace profile. For instance, you are bored at work browsing profiles and you come across a page that makes you want to vomit in your mouth. The sheer thought of actually meeting this person in real life makes you want to pack up and move to Antarctica pronto. But also, the thought of the profile becoming private also upsets you because you will no longer be able to get the satisfaction of continuing your myspace hate
Dude, I have so much myspace hate for Holly. Did you see her recent update? What a moron! An idiot! An imbecile! But um yeah, I will continue to check her page every day to further fuel this myspace hate that gives me my fuel for the day
by BabyEagleOne August 13, 2008
mugGet the myspace hatemug.

hate page

A page, usually on Instagram, that posts rude and mean about a specific person(s) ran by haters. Mostly jealous people
Anybody bands have hate pages because the people doesn't listen to that type of genre
by Bedtime.stars November 11, 2014
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Hate stalking

The idea of following someone on Facebook or Twitter because for what ever reason they annoy you enough for you to care about what they say, even if it's only so you can laugh about it with your friends later.
Mitch - hey why do you have that guy as a friend, he's such an ass hole

Shaniqua - Im hate stalking, I like to keep track of his self centred views, they annoy me so much I cant help but read his self-promotion of a blog no one will ever read.
by Loluis June 21, 2011
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Hate day

Fake 'sick days' that people take off work that are actually called 'hate days'
i.e. employees that hate their job/company so much that they fake sick days
Example of a post hate day convo in the morning...

Employee 1: yo dude, you've been off for ages...where you been?

Employee 2: well you know, i had a few HATE days comin....i got most of the rage out of me now i think...

Employee 1: yeah i think i've got a few comin my way too....i'm overdue a coupla HATE days...

Manager : Hey! employees 1 & 2, i've clocked you coming in exactly 2.3 seconds late through the door - how are you going to make up that time?

Employee 2: Damn i feel another few HATE days comin on.....i might have to take a half a HATE day today yo...

Employee 1: i'm with you on that one....
by lady lynxx March 25, 2009
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Insta-Hate

when you see someone or something and instantly know you dont like them.
see i just met them and they insta-hate me!
by irishr3dneck March 28, 2011
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hate steam

I ate all those beans last night, and now i'm slingin hate steam like its my job.
by yank, with credit to kilmer November 25, 2004
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