griffith

A glorious man too drunk to except that he exists.

He was a griffith last night, but today, well, he's just a man

by richard gear April 28, 2009

Lois Griffin

Lois griffin is the mother of the Griffins, for the famous T.V. show, Family guy. It is safe to say that she is one of the most sexually appealing anime characters in history. Everything about her screams SEXY!! From her sexy seductive voice to her sexy perfect body she is the ultimate animated sex fantasy.

Person 1: Lois Griffin is really sexy!!
Person 2: I love her body!!

by urban12323 May 7, 2014

Grief

The feeling of being so depressed that you can't even jerk off because it seems like too much trouble.

I'm in too much grief to think of an example.

by Diary of a Part Time Indian July 2, 2009

Graffiti

Graffiti is a commonly misunderstood form of illegal art. Graffiti is done on walls, buses, trains, and other forms of private and public property, often without permission (thus the 'illegal' part). Ink, paint, scratches, and other ways can be used to do graffiti; spray paint cans with special tips being the favored way, since they are easily carried and do not require brushes and other equipment. Note that not all things sprayed/written on a wall are graffiti! Gang markings, crude bathroom writings, and other less artistic forms of wall-markings are NOT graffiti.

Graffiti (also called Graf) is a form of self expression, and while it is illegal, is NOT vandalism.

Closely related to people who tag.

Man, I saw some awesome graf down by Ninth Street yesterday.

by THORNE ¥ August 9, 2004

Nick Griffin Stand Up Comedy

Nick cut his teeth at the midnight show in Greenwich Village. Since then Nick has performed at the HBO Comedy Festivals in both Aspen and Las Vegas, as well as the Just For Laughs Festival in Montreal. His TV appearances include The Late Show with David Letterman, The Late, Late Show with Craig Kilborn and Comedy Central’s Premium Blend.

Nick Griffin Stand Up Comedy
as seen on TV youtube and Live

by glory promo August 24, 2008

peter griffin

The main character of the show Family Guy, the man of the Griffin family. Works in the Happy-Go-Lucky toy factory, and hangs out with his friends Quagmire, Joe, and Cleveland.

"Can't touch me/ STOP, Peter time/ I'm a big shot, there's no doubt/ light a fire then pee it out/ Don't like it, kiss my rump/ Just for a minute, let's all do the bump/ Can't touch me/ Yeah, do the Peter Griffin Bump/ Can't touch me/ I'm Presidential Peter/ Interns think I'm hot/ Don't care if you're handicapped, I'll still park in your spot/ I've been around the world/ from Hartford to Back Bay/ It's Peter, Go Peter, I'm so Peter, Yo Peter, Let's see Regis rap this way/ Can't touch me."

by --Meatwad-- November 26, 2004

griffin johnson

The name of that basic and straight white boy in your class who comes from a well off family but acts like they came from the hood. Worships Eminem and wears knockoff Beats By Dr. Dre headphones. He boasts about how well his life is going when he is probably going to grow up to be some hoe's baby daddy or a bartender. If a Griffin Johnson insults you, just remember that he's whiter than milk. Probably has a 1-inch dick

Kelly: Griffin Johnson called me a slut for wearing leggings
Mark: Don't worry that nigga goin' round asking for head from the teachers

by bitch-where June 12, 2016