granny panties

Cottan underwear that old people wear.

My grandma has flower granny panties!

by Cassie April 6, 2004

granny stick

Slang for a mechanical bridge. Used in in the game of pool to make difficult to reach shots. Often used by pussies to make shots easier. You will generally be made fun of for using one unless you are a professional player making a legitimate shot.

Guy1: Can you pass me the granny stick, this is a tricky shot.
Guy2: Haha! do you want me to hold your dick while you piss too??

by Mattmo September 22, 2006

granny dumping

(or grampa dumping) the act of abandoning helpless or destitute old people by families who are not able to care for them

The victims of granny dumping have even more trouble dealing with the problem when they are also victims of Alzheimer's.

by The Return of Light Joker January 7, 2008

GRANCE

This is another term for the genre inspired by Wiley; a fusion of grime and dance/house music. check GRIMEDANCE.

you heard the new GRANCE track by burga boy?

by DONALD EARL January 12, 2009

granny gumjobs

Recieving a blowjob from an elderly woman who has no teeth.

Also referred to as a no denture adventure.

Dude last night I got granny gumjobs

by darkingofdeath January 15, 2015

Grancki

A word used to describe someone who is both grumpy and cranky. The "i" instead of the "y" is used to express that it is used in first person at all times. To use it to describe the person you are talking to it can be used as granckyou and in the third person it is said as granckhee and grankshee.

Prounounced: Gran-kee/granksh-ee

I am feeling grancki, you better watch out!

Bill, you are really granckyou today!

Loretta is feeling grankshee today.

Todd is feeling grankhee today.

"It looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of their mom this morning!"

"It's not his fault that I'm grancki."

by Dick Durbin March 13, 2008

Granny Blaster

These are the absolute worst speakers someone can have in their car. They can also refer to speakers in general such as in a boombox. Granny Blasters are named such because they are only worthy of being owned by your grandmother. Any music coming out of them will sound like shit either because they are really old, or just really poorly made - like I said, something your grandmother would own.

Kid #1- Yo, man I just got a new car!
Kid #2- Fuckin sweet man, now we can drive around town and pump music like the badasses we are!
Kid #1- Nahh man, shit's got Granny Blasters on it, we got to hook it up first.

Radio Raheem in Spike Lee's "Do the Right Thing" did not have a Granny Blaster. His boombox was crisp as it blasted Public Enemy.

by Boston Glitch Pigeon August 3, 2009