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Smash Gordon 

1. Whilst making love to a woman's anus from behind her you bust a nut all up in your condom, then you take you turn your condom inside out and start to go to town on her snatch to get her pregger's. 10 months later when she's having the baby in the hospital you violently kick open the door to her room and scream "You just got SMASH GORDONED!"
That douche bag Heraldo gave me a Smash Gordon last night, what a joker.
Smash Gordon by Turd Smoka November 2, 2008
last name, don't confuse it with "go down", (meaning oral sex), get it straight
oh yeah, Ashley Godown is a cool chick!
godown by cracker June 5, 2004
A term used as a response to express gratitute or thanks at a situation or person. Sometimes it can be used too often as slang and gets quite annoying.
Statement: "I'm going to stay up with you tonight."

Response: "Goodo."
Goodo by GreasyBacon28 June 16, 2010
A Gordon is that awkward boner received in class. For instance, say you have hard wood in the middle of a boring class period. The teacher calls your name to get up and answer a question presented on the board in the front of the class. At this point you have a raging erection formed in your pants. The name for this boner: a gordon
"Dude, did you see Joe's massive gordon in class today?"
"Dawg, that was a fat cock!"
gordon by dankogkush November 24, 2014

Rash Gordon 

Rash Gordon: When you are walking for a long period of time while haveing you're thighs rubbing together causing sweat dirt and friction to make a very annoying rash that makes you want to stop and let it dry
this mornig I had to walk a mile in the sun to work half way there I met Rash Gordon.
Rash Gordon by Ajuntapall October 7, 2008

Charlotte High School Punta Gorda,Florida 

Ahh Charlotte High school,The definiton of a corrupt school.
Sure,Some people might think its a great school.But 90% of the students will say they hate it.This school revolves around sports.When the hurricane hit punta gorda,the first thing charlotte high decided to do is rebulid the gym and football stadium.Get the point?Hell,half the teachers are coaches.And theres so many cliques you can't count.
You have your typical snobby girls who think their hot shit when in reality there going absolutley nowhere in life.Then theres the rednecks,all they do is chew tobacco which i guess the staff could give a shit about.Even though it's a tobacco free campus.
And of course whats a high school without jocks,the Jocks basically rule the school,that is if there good,which most of them are not.Not to mention about 75% of the kids at charlotte smoke pot.And if your being picked on,Don't tell a teacher or the "resource officer".they'll just try to scare the bully with a detention or suspend him for two days.So,when i ask someone what they plan to do after the high school, they give me the same answer everytime.Get the fuck out of charlotte county.
-So,you hear about Charlotte High School Punta gorda,florida?
-Yeah,i heard it's the biggest shithole in the world.