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brazilian field goal

When someone sits on the toilet to take a shit and then has someone else sit on their lap and shit between your legs.
Beck asked if Joe would give him a Brazilian field goal and shit between his legs.
by Jake Beck November 19, 2016
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golden field goal

The act of urinating into a toilet from the standard standing position while another consenting person simultaneously urinates or defecates into the same toilet in the standard sitting position.
I got a little bit of pee on her leg while I was attempting a golden field goal.
by Three points November 25, 2016
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Feeding the Goalkeeper

When a football player shoots the ball straight at the goalkeeper, it is known as feeding the goalkeeper
“Stop feeding the goalkeeper, he’s not hungry!”

The keeper’s just eaten!”
by Big D 25 January 17, 2018
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Gbale

A person who lacks sleep so decides to sleep outside of the home every oppurtunity given. She is small, dark, lovely and loves to cheer for her home team. She loves boys, and has small feet. If you are a Gbale, you are cool. You're also defined as "G-Babii"
Boy 1: Damn you see that Gbale?
Boy 2: I just got an erection
by Josiathin January 19, 2007
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global prosperity

An era where humanity must achieve one day where money or financial status doesn't make you a better human being. The goal of everyone during this non-existing era is human progress of knowledge. Money doesn't mean anything during this make belief because all of humanity has evolved into a race that doesn't destroy themselves because of differences of beliefs and skin color. Everyone is the same no matter how wealthy you are.
Global prosperity is probably a century away. Not in our life time obviously.
by moneyRootOfall evil April 6, 2010
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Drop Goal

A method of kicking a ball by dropping it onto the ground and kicking it when it rebounds. This is a scoring situation in the following sports.

Rugby Union: Out of the 3, the one with the most common use of drop goals (although not as often as many people think). generally used as a last resort to break a deadlock in play or for a last minute win e.g. Joel Stransky in 1995 world cup and Jonny Wilkinson in 2003. Worth 3 points.

Rugby League: Significantly more rare for two reasons making it much less useful, firstly the low value (1 point) and secondly that any action in range is either when the defending team has the ball or when a player has run both clear of the defence and roughly three quarters of the pitch.

American football: A throwback from when the game was similar to rugby. extremely rarely if ever used due to safer or more valuable methods of attempting points within range and also the shape of the ball being far from ideal with an extremely unpredicatble bounce. Worth 3 points.
"and then he kicked a drop goal"

"I'm sorry, which sport were you watching again"
by RRT August 29, 2005
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pwn goal

When scoring a beautiful goal in your own goal.
Guy 1: Did you see that!?!?!
Guy 2: Yeah! Pwn goal!
by Pebbel February 25, 2009
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