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Bitch-Funk

Any vaginal secretion, fluid, or odor. Includes, but is not limited to: menstrual blood, typical discharge, yeast infection, STD, snail trail, etc.
Suzy looked great in her lingerie, but the moment she pulled down her panties I noticed an unusual fish-ass stink and a nasty brown bitch-funk that appeared to be oozing out her well-trimmed kooch. I excused myself, leapt out the third floor window, and ran like the devil, never to return.
by Gapingredgroovie January 5, 2009
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Cunion funk

1. Vaginal cheese

2. Dirty under garment build-up caused by yeast infected discharge.
Sally has not bathed in a week and therefore is riddled with cunion funk.

Sally's underwear were stuck to the wall because she had cunion funk in them.
by "The" Irish Mark February 21, 2009
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g funk

Methamphetamine or meth the g is for glass
by ceazer December 28, 2007
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junk funk

STDS, yeast infections, urinary infections, smelly pussy
(carlos) Damn Brian, after i fucked her, i could smell that shit on my finger the next day!

(brian) Shit man, she must have the junk funk!
by The Only Real Vicki October 23, 2005
mugGet the junk funkmug.

funk girl

A girl who prides herself on one night stands, hookup girl,
I met this funk girl from tinder, meet her at a hotel.
by Layinback September 14, 2017
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Cow Funk

Dirty, sexy, spacey, groovy music, usually with an emphasis on intricate yet mellow bass lines and laid back rhythms.

"I never knew what cow funk was until a friend lent me a Phish concert tape from 1997."

"Whenever my lady friend and I get freaky, we like to blast the cow funk."
Phish really brought the cow funk on that Black Eyed Katy
by aybesea April 18, 2018
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faking the funk

When an upper or middle class person suddenly becomes hard around the presence of colored or lower class individuals.
Winthrop: Why is Regebald talking so oddly?
DuPont: Oh, you know how we gets around black people, talking like he's ghetto and faking the funk.
by alecb June 25, 2007
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