A sexual act in which the male inserts a ladle inside an old female partner's vaginal cavity, and fills the end of the ladle with various vaginal juices from the old female partner. The male then dips his balls in the vaginal fluids at the end of the ladle, and fucks the old female in the butt hole.
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