football and chill

When tossing the pigskin becomes stroking the foreskin.

John: Yo bro r u and bae gonna football and chill?
Mike: yea she loves football. She has a real grip on the pigskin.

by @menwgees March 30, 2016

football shirt

A t-shirt modeled on a football jersey,with angular-styled numbers.

Jamie has three football shirts,one numbered 51, one numbered 70,and one numbered 71. His favorite football shirtis the one numbered 51.

by JMC70 May 5, 2016

Football Walker

When a Football play gets concussed so bad that it causes them to walk slower, have their eyes nearly closed but barley open, limping, talking slower and quieter, and breathing heavily and other symptoms of that of Walkers from the show The Walking Dead.

Coach:Great play

Player:*looks at coach*

Coach:DAMN, you got hit hard ya Football Walker

by DieselPowered40 July 8, 2016

Foosball Spin

When giving a western grip hand job and you twist your hand as if you were spinning the foosball handle. But in this case there’s no penalty

Man, last night she really changed it up and gave me a foosball spin.

by Manila July 9, 2018

Football Five Minutes

About an hour.

"Hey man, you want to go out for dinner in about a Football Five Minutes? "
"What?"

"Ya know like an hour?"

"Eh?"

by TheVondellian May 22, 2021

Football

A group of grown men kicking an inflated ball of connected fabric scraps.

“Oi man, my favourite football team are playing tonight!!”
“… do I care?”

by The waffy monster April 5, 2022

Football Girl

Variation of the “pick me girl” who focus on obsessing over the NFL/College Football. She believe her superior knowledge of players, teams, drafts, and regulations will somehow set her apart making her “not like other girls”. She’ll say she likes the “strategy, and the athleticism,” and whatever other BS she can conjure to convince herself she actually likes it. But in reality she’s using it as a mate-seeking advantage tool. It’s also how you end up with female sports-casters. She would prefer to date athletes, but her pungent desperation for sports-approval leaves her benched. She usually ends up settling for any regular black dude.

Vicky is real football girl. She knows more than the homies. Which is good for like fantasy and betting, I guess. But I don’t really gaf otherwise I just want to like my shit.

by Stingleberry January 7, 2023