finger-bob

The forceful and unprovoked insertion of a digit into unsuspecting partner/friend/relative's anal orifice. Due to the surprise nature of this manoeuvre, the recipient is often clothed.

Dan was caught by a particularly vicious finger-bob whilst climbing up the stairs.

by Raymond Beefchrist April 20, 2007

Fingerbeater

A simple setup easily accessible with the fingers; consisting of a laptop equip with some music software and an inexpensive midi controller.

Laptop + Reason 4 + Akai MPD24 = Fingerbeater setup

by gongonR March 20, 2008

finger thru the toilet paper moment

a sinking realization that you've just fucked up and it's too late to do anything about it

this afternoon i had a "finger thru the toilet paper moment" when i blurted out bob's girlfriend's name in front of his wife.

by banjobill January 9, 2009

Finger Turtle

When wiping your ass your finger accidently breaks through the single ply Chinese toilet paper and makes contact with your own shit and possibly asshole

"Oh my god, I just shook hands with that representative from the Chinese Education Department after I accidently did a Finger Turtle in the bathroom."

by greekhornet May 4, 2009

finger chopper

An engagement ring so beautiful, the wearer lives in constant fear that an innovative thief will chop off her finger and the diamond with it.

I love your ring! It's a real finger chopper!

by Spaghetti and Raisinballs March 10, 2015

Finger Shorts

Finger Shorts: pair of shorts that are short in length but loose enough for a finger to get wet.

That girl is definitely wearing some Finger Shorts.

by Radacabulary August 21, 2017

Fingerdingo Kebab

When a man with extremely long fingers skewers several pussys at once, causing the women to form a Fingerdingo kebab.

jesus, I got wrecked by a Fingerdingo kebab last Christmas.

by Aaron the playa July 12, 2018