fecal ferret

an uphill gardener, fudge packer, turd burgler, you know what I mean

You like to wear cardigans? You're such a fucking fecal ferret!

by Charles Monkfish March 5, 2008

Fecal Frenzy

When you have explosive diarrhea

"I went into a bathroom and it was covered in shit, looks like someone had a Fecal Frenzy in there"

by BigBlackBootyOiledWithWD40 February 6, 2024

Fecal Face Fender

A fecal face fender is when you fist a girls anus with no lube, going so rough that the anal muscles release covering your hand in her shit and blood. Then you rip your hand out like you're pulling a lawn mower pull start, flip the girl around and beat her face in with your blood and shit covered fist

" dude I totally gave Hailey a fecal face fender last night. She's not texting me again after that"

by Jermanjermy September 10, 2021

Fecal Pickle

A Piece of shit in a jar of piss and random rotten ingredients, such as, Kambucha, rotten jalapeños, rotten monster energy and toe fungus

Man I cant wait to get home and munch on my fecal pickle!

Oh man I usually wrap my fecal pickles in fruit roll-ups and freeze it!

by Gumpy Punper November 19, 2025

fecal rumba

The dance one does to shake the various types of waste off ones posterior after running out of toilet paper.

Oh why does my ass itch so bad.. I did a 10 minute fecal rumba.

by shaddarknight June 22, 2011

Fecal Fucking

PayMoneyWubby coined the phrase. Another term for anal intercourse.
Use it well.

That girl threw it back and we had some great fecal fucking.

by SheMcNasty June 23, 2021

Fecal colored critter

Any member of non white racial origin.

The hood was littered with fecal colored critters as i passed through riding the city bus.

by Sirsmokealots June 30, 2018