hate farming

The act of planting the seeds of chaos, drama, and or conflict on social media.

A members of a high school clique will often resort to this tactic in order to create gossip about having haters. Some narcissistic people, usually in high school, secretly desire haters. They feel as tho it makes them look cool to “have haters” and gives them a degree of clout in social circles. It also helps ferment some juicy group chat conversations and drama gossip. This is similar to covert trolling.

Kelsey knew she would look bad if she was overtly provoking those nerds at the anime convention. So she resorted to hate farming them. Now she can look like an angel in front of everyone because she has so many haters and doesn't respond to them. You go girl! *not!

by Mr.HateFarmer November 18, 2021

Garlic farming

The act of pulling anal beads out (the beads smell, just like your breath after eating garlic)

My girlfriend didn't like using anal beads at first, but loved it once we started garlic farming.

by Knobbi August 10, 2017

wench farm

Whore house, especially in Midwestern and southern regions

Well howdy Bill, it's been awhile since you got some. 'Bout time you head on over to the wench farm and have you a good time.

by 2Naughtynurses January 2, 2017

Marble farm

A grave yard. A way of describing a grave yard as growing marble grave stones.

Grandma died the other day, gotta head over to the marble farm.

by shinobi_girl13 July 28, 2011

Popsicle farming

To confuse people named Matt

Popsicle farming is a good activity

by Welpsatanishere February 21, 2019

Zit farm

Dumb Nigga who doesnt wash his face

Adam: james wash your face you Zit farm

by Itz_woodman February 2, 2020

Farm Face

A Farm Face is a Portsmouth slang word used to describe somebody from one of the several Middle Class suburban Farming Villages near, but NOT IN the City of Portsmouth. A Farm Face usually lives in a Posh Farming village such as Purbrook, Horndean and Hambledon.

"Did you see that straw-chewing Country Farm Face in here earlier? I bet he drinks in The Woodman with all the other middle class country bumpkins"

by Paul Foxton August 10, 2021