The look on the face of the person that is too excited to see you. Obviously and prematurely turned on, very creepy. Opposite of poker face.
Stanley--Man, the women here are so anti-social. All I said was hi, you look hot, and she fled.
Melvin--Dude, turn it down a notch. Look at yourself. Your facial erection creeped her out bad so she's hiding behind her friends. Now get away from me before you kill my scene, too.
Melvin--Dude, turn it down a notch. Look at yourself. Your facial erection creeped her out bad so she's hiding behind her friends. Now get away from me before you kill my scene, too.
by The Original Tankboy January 01, 2020
A term for the sexual activity in which a man ejaculates semen onto the face of one or more sexual partners, then proceeds to spread glitter and/or confetti onto the semen. A facial is a form of non-penetrative sex, though it is generally performed after some other means of sexual stimulation, such as anal sex, intercourse, masturbation, or oral sex.
She wanted me to use white glitter for the Glitter Facial scene to resemble a vampire from the Twilight movie series in the sunlight.
by W!LDC@RD February 28, 2012
At point of ejaculation, a Male would roll back, legs behind head and cum on his own face - Rollback Facial
by JSCR February 21, 2016
A FaceTime Facial is when a man calls you on FaceTime while you are at work and cums as soon as the call is answered and then hangs up.
During my FaceTime Facial he got cum on his camera, and cancelled our future appointments. facetime facial
by Red Polish February 14, 2018
When one walks facefirst into a large spiderweb that wraps itself around the head and neck. Bonus points if the resident spider ends up in mouth, nose, or eyes. Spazzing out is optional.
Bill: "Ack! Pfleth! Pthaa! Pfft! $&*#ing @%$#!"
Harry: (To Alice) "I think Bill just got a spiderweb facial."
Harry: (To Alice) "I think Bill just got a spiderweb facial."
by Monkeyfeathers July 09, 2012
by all in the name of jesus August 28, 2019
by Abagoda June 10, 2008