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fecal splatter

Fecal splatter is the substance emitted from ones anal cavity. Fecal splatter is no ordinary extrement, as it is a viscous gloopy substance. Fecal splatter emerges from ones buttocks in a similar fashion to "I'm a firing my lazer". Fecal splatter can only be discribed as a most unpleasant experience, and requires an abundance of wiping.
Charles: William, can I draw thoust attention to my unsatisfactory experience within thines porcelain throne?

William: What might thoust experience within those walls?

Charles: From within that very cubicle, from the gates of hell I unleashed a mighty tsnami of feces. Alright I'll give it to ya straight, it was fecal splatter
by LifeIsFutile June 24, 2016
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feces thesis

when you have a shitty hypothesis or opinion about something
i'm guessing you think that you're the shit, well that's your feces thesis
by Matt Huff October 30, 2017
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Fecky

Fecky is the definition of an Irish fuck that streams on twitch (Go follow him on twitch @ fecky_tv). Fecky is also known as the mastermind at No Nut November and making people feel like sexy fucks by telling them that he struggles to stick to No Nut November over them. Fecky is life, Fecky is Love! Fucky as feck and fecky as fuck.
"Fecky is an irish fuck"
by jayislife November 24, 2018
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Fecate

to turn into feces
I am going to Fecate my homework.
by CrayonEater4259 January 18, 2019
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Fecal sodomy

Raping someone by the way of feces, to shit inside some else's asshole without consent.
You crossed my people so I'ma restrain you and shit into your pooper aka fecal sodomy
by King PaulWall November 7, 2019
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Fective

Adj. When an item, once thought to be worthless, demonstrates itโ€™s surprise utility. Opposite of defective.
The torn, stretched out tank top proved itself fective as a turn-on to her boyfriend, who now more easily admired her breasts.
by Head Quarters April 10, 2020
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Fecesexual

Fecesexual is when you are sexually or romantically attracted to feces (poop/dung). Yes, I am somewhat serious about this. No, this is not officially apart of the 2SLGBTQIA+ community. (I swear this is just a joke but if you want, you can be Fecesexual.)
"Hey Dan, what's your sexual preference?" asked John.
"I am Fecesexual," Dan replied, "I like to do the dirty with the dung."
by A literal 13 year old November 2, 2021
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