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Fective

Adj. When an item, once thought to be worthless, demonstrates it’s surprise utility. Opposite of defective.
The torn, stretched out tank top proved itself fective as a turn-on to her boyfriend, who now more easily admired her breasts.
by Head Quarters April 10, 2020
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Festive Faeces

The art and science of defecating on another's doorstep on Christmas Day. Several sources credit the first use of the word to the urban legend Leeds Dr Rudeboy.

Effective management of such an undertaking involves a four-fold course of action, namely;

1. Visiting the local drinking establishment, followed by local nightclub, on Christmas Eve and early hours of Christmas Day. At some point during the evening, it would be rude to not visit Wetherspoons. Consumption of copious amounts of alcohol then proceeds throughout the evening.

2. Reconnaissance of a likely target whilst walking home, namely, houses in locations where the local cuntstabulary are unlikely to be driving past.

3. The said act of elimination onto the doorstep. Should the perpetrator be a Scouser*, then breaking and entering is, of course, the next natural course of action for the erstwhile Liverpudlian.

4. Wiping one rusty ringpiece with the fresh snow. Caution is advised for those presenting with haemorrhoids.

*The erstwhile Scouser may wish to declare any profits from the said breaking and entering on the next occasion he/she signs on within the following fortnight at the local Jobcentre Plus.
1st person: Well, that fine selection of of Cliff Richard records certainly has put me in the mood for the Queen's Speech tomorrow! Shall we retire early and let St Nicholas pay his visit?

Rudeboy: What whoa! Ya dumbclaat! I and I is gonna do a festive faeces on dem doorsteps!
by Leeds Dr Rudeboy December 3, 2010
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festively plump

1. Used to describe someone who is (slightly) chubby, and as become so over the christmas/summer holiday period.
2. Or, someone who morbidly obese and you don't want to hurt their feelings, yet you stil want to bring them to the attention of their weight gain.
1. 'oh mighty me darling, you seemed to have gained ten pounds over the christmas period! Time for the old detox!'

2. 'S**t! Look at that big moma, shes ever bigger than yours!'
'Mate, shut it, be nice to her, shes my aunt'

'alright sorry, shes festively plump'

'thats better'
by Valentina Osborn July 13, 2006
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festive collar

When a shirt or sweater's collar is worn vertical similiar to a turtleneck, but not necessarily popped out, it is a festive collar.
Nick: I have a festive collar for the occasion.
Brian: You mean it's popped, don't you?
Nick: No... festive.
by knack4life November 24, 2009
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fictive

An alternate personality, as part of dissociative identity disorder or similar dissociative disorders, who takes the form of a fictional character. Some fictives may still act as they did in their source material, while some might just take on an identity based on their source material.
Angela: Jen, one of your alters keeps trying to cast spells.
Jen: Oh, that's my Harry Potter fictive. He's just not used to this.
by everettstri January 1, 2019
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pre-festive

The state of premature holiday celebration by means of decorations, singing, or costume.
The Smith family, with their Christmas lights up in October, are quite pre-festive.
by Paul Sise October 18, 2004
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Festive Day

23rd December, the eve of Christmas Eve; JUST as exciting as Christmas Eve, and Christmas Day for that matter, Christmas Eve Eve truly deserves its own title!

Just one rule; you MUST wear something- anything- red or green (in keeping with the festiveness).
Happy Festive Day, bro!
Happy Festive Day, Jobin- are you wearing something green??
by Shmagoo May 14, 2011
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