Empty noodles

Hair that has been bleached or stripped to shit so it’s frizzy af. No dye or pigment left, your hair is a shell.

Time to dye my hair again, I’m sick of these empty noodles!

by Shitdisturber1738 January 17, 2020

EMPTY

It means there is nothing there.

"I feel empty".....There's is nothing else that can describe my current feeling

by Mkrksms November 22, 2021

Empty threat from a finger gun

When someone threatens you with an imaginary godly punishment.

1: god will send you to hell for your heathen ways.

2: that ain't nothing but empty threat from a finger gun. Get out here!

by Zombiewriter75 January 15, 2024

Empty the Dishwasher

Code for draining the gock of your transfem tradwife.

"Sorry guys I gotta go Empty the Dishwasher or my wife will get mad."

by lunabeawesome May 1, 2024

Empty your Vowels

To emotionally vent by screaming, usually as an onomatopoeia containing no words, only sound.

The pain of loss was too much, so he went outside in the rain, stared at the sky, raised his fists, and emptied his vowels. (Empty your Vowels)

by TwinInDisguise December 5, 2025

Empty Optimism

People being optimistic when there's really nothing to be optimistic about. A sense that someone's positivity has no merit and is practically wasted because almost if not everything is purely negative at the time. This kind of thinking can be toxic because being happy all the time, even and especially during hardship, doesn't necessarily solve anything.

I'm getting tired of the amount of Empty Optimism that everyone around me is exerting. There's really nothing to be happy about right now.

by TheFiend138 April 26, 2020

empty the hose

when a male strokes his cock and emptys his creamy fluids

“hey Ricky did you empty the hose yet today”
“yea, why ya asking Cam”

by Ricky_cam42069 December 12, 2022