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Electric Pussy

The act of fucking a girl's vag with a taser.
She wanted to get kinky so I gave her an Electric Pussy.
by Forlorner November 1, 2006
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electric valium

Television Set or Programs.
Esp. of a mind numbing sort.
e.g. soap operas/sit.coms
"Ah mate, I'm knackered! Still tense from work though... oh yeah, electric valium, just what i need to nod off!"
by edjog October 8, 2005
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electrian

A person who is proficient in matters concerning electricity, including wiring; motors and drives; instrumentation; lighting; programmable logic controllers. Typical electrians are recruited from the ranks of stinking factory workers. Electrians are famous for there ability to eat enormous quantities of doughnuts and pizza. Electrians sell their children for whiskey.
My computer wasn't computin' so I called for an ELECTRIAN and he came by and couldn't fix it but he looked real good doing it and sounded so smart that I'm sure he must be a genius !!
by Dave Wiggins March 21, 2007
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Electric Gonorreah

'The noisy killer' Affects around 20% of youth.

Esaily spotted by the noise made by sufferers:

'BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGG" (imagine the hum on 100 000 Volts, amplify it a little and reduce)
Sufferer: 'I've got Electric Gonorreah --BRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGG-- the noisy killer'

Doctor: 'Get the fuck away from me'
by MWG, The Noisy Killer February 3, 2010
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electrosexual

person who uses video games as an excuse for not having sex with hideously ugly people
Kripke is not an electrosexual since he had sex with a retard instead of playing xbox.
by harry vagina March 28, 2004
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Electric Unicorn

To taser your girlfriend when you are about to ejaculate in the doggy style position, literally making your penis an electric unicorn.
"Wow! Jacob's dick was like the horn of an electric unicorn last night!"
by Lboogied May 18, 2010
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Electric Wango Dango

A synonym for sexual intercourse. Originated in Braintree, Ma.
Me and my girl just had the Electric Wango Dango for the first time, and it was magical.
by Matty "The Iceman" Ice March 23, 2011
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