Electric Retard

the about page from this web comic begins, "An entrancing comic strip suitable for children. It is drawn in MS paint buy sic a guy named eric, who likes to photograph children in the park on sunny days."

Electric Retard is truly an enchanting demonstration that art does not require fancy software or the ability to draw. Using only MS paint, a fertile mind full of good ideas, and just a little bit of hope for a better world, eric created art that truly defines the world in which we live.

I guess electric retard could also be an adjective to describe retards made of electricity.

After I read that comic from electric retard, I realized Hemingway, Faulkner, Kafka, Dostoevsky, and Twain were all talentless hacks.

guy 1: Man, I feel bad for making fun of that electric retard.
guy 2: You should. He's retarded!
guy 1: No, that's not why I feel bad. He heard and started shocking me. Now I can't get it up.

by beaulingpin June 23, 2009

Jay Electronica

One hell of a rapper. Birth Name: Timothy Elpadaro Thedford, commonly known as Jay Electrnica born in the Magnolia Projects in New Orleans. Went viral around 2007, but known for Exhibits A, B and C. On his myspace page he had his first popular song, 'Eternal Sunshine(The Pledge)'. As of late 2010 he is signed to Jay Z's Roc Nation record label.

Yo son, you heard Jay Electronica's tracks?

Yeah bro, his shit is tight.

by Fuck You and Your Crew May 15, 2012

electrolyte

Its what plants crave ; From Idiocracy the Movie

My plants wont make it throughout the winter without electrolytes.

by IWINULUZ August 28, 2007

Trust Your Elected Leaders

To place blind faith in your elected representatives with out holding them to account.

Something only a complete fool would do.

Too amny Americans Thrust their elected leaders.

by black flag June 5, 2004

electric six

Not Britsh you moron. Detroit based rock band. Famous for their compulsive lying, bizarre style and friendship with the White Stripes.

Dick Valentine was disapointingly boring on Never Mind The Buzzcocks.

by dudeman April 16, 2004

Electric Messiah

24 year old triggered weeabo autistic social justice warrior & LARPing YouTube satanist with a 1 inch penis from Oak Lawn Illinois known for wearing a monkey mask on YouTube debating and threatening feminists while trying to pick up on underage girls using his autistic alpha male moves.

See also Autism, Chimp, Gimp

"Is that Electric Messiah in the cage throwing feces at us?"

by JwoJokerWorldOrder January 1, 2019

electricity

a form of energy that is shaped by its vessel, lies dormant or active in anything that requires energy

ie: electric current in a wire/ electromagnetic field given off by a battery/ bioelectricity found in most living things/ potential energy when its container is not using energy etc.

by dr. jack dexter February 15, 2012