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Eject the Warp Core

To have a really productive poo. So productive that you feel a large part of you, like a power source, has gone.
8Picard: "Where have you been Mr la Forge?"
la Forge: "Sorry I'm late Captain, I detected a radiation leak so I had to eject the Warp Core!"
Picard: "You did what?"
Riker: "I think he's implying he visited the head Captain!"
by Carbinator July 8, 2015
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Ejaculastipation

When your penis gets hard but you can’t ejaculate.
Constipation of ejaculation

Ejac-u-lay-sti-pation
You know what babe I’ve taken so many drugs this weekend that I’ve got ejaculastipation”

“I’ve been wanking over this pic for an hour, I must have ejaculastipation”

“Mate I’m gonna have wicked blue balls thanks to this ejaculastipation”

“Just cos you’ve got ejaculistipation doesn’t mean we’re gonna stop fucking, I don’t have ejaculistipation so go ahead and at least finish me off!”
by Potatoe69er October 13, 2019
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ejij

ejij
by luulol April 24, 2020
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Ejibilation

Ejibilation is when something has been completely decimated - destroyed in a particularly brutal fashion.
Newscaster: Hello, hello? Today we have breaking news about the nuclear accident that recently occured at Miamuta Power Plant! A scientist on the scene now describes the scene directly around the plant...
Scientist: It's all gone! Complete Ejibilation! Nothing is left around the vicinity, and surely nothing will be for the coming years! Back to you, sir!
by dewaeaweawda August 17, 2020
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Ejibilate

To be Ejibilated is to be completely decimated or destroyed.
To Ejibilate is to completely decimate or destroy.
Can be used to describe the destructive force of something or the force something has been destroyed with.
Can be synonymous for the word "eliminated".
Commander: Ejibilate that building!

Narrator: The Ejibilated mug sat on the floor.

Video Game: Your team has been Ejibilated!
by dewaeaweawda August 18, 2020
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ejjj

"bobo ka ba baka magiging ejjj ka noh, masasaktan ka lang"
by seatmat3 September 17, 2020
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Ejikem

Slang on Twitter which literally means five thousand
Abeg I fit see Ejikem for your hand till next week.
by rhonnie_kr April 5, 2021
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