To go to a seemingly cool party on the playa at Burning Man, but to soon realize you're someplace that isn't really 'cool'.
After waiting 2 hours to get into that playa party, we soon realized that we'd been 'porn and eggs-ed' - surrounded by a class of people who put cool over content. An exclusive bunch of 'artistes' who only want to mix with other wannabes who silently preach that single males are predators and single females (by their amazing good nature) are the opposite (feloniously, of course)... thus - real mean should stay away. RUN AWAY, else you may be 'porn and eggs-ed'.
by marybeth1111 September 21, 2009
Get the porn and eggsmug. A Morman pathological lier; ofter calls himself fat and says he will have a heart attack if he ever came close to something fun.
by Mike March 21, 2003
Get the eggmug. The preferred hairstyle of bald men. Hair is present around the sides and back of the head, but the top is completely smooth. From behind, it closely resembles an egg in a nest.
by menfromearth December 24, 2003
Get the egg in a nestmug. Retort to a comment where one tells you that they can beat you. You respond with, "you couldn't beat an egg!"
by Nyar101 December 18, 2008
Get the beat an eggmug. by Boomer the legend May 14, 2018
Get the Fucking Eggmug. Chump are you stupid, your putting Michelle in charge of the batchlors party, you know she is a bad egg...you'll end get'n a lap dance from a Grannie!
by Jane Nazrat March 19, 2010
Get the bad eggmug. To be fecally challenged. Descriptive of the unfortunate condition of constipation wherein the normally simple task of crowning the turtles head becomes a sisyphean struggle.
I'm sorry I can't copme to the phone right now, but I over indulged myself at the dukes buffet last night, I'm affraid I'm totally fucking egg bound
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by HPnSauce July 16, 2004
Get the egg boundmug.