C-Early

A Texas child, whom isn't born from a womb, but rather a Refridgerator. This child is a crazy ass mofo, who at about the age of 15 turns gay. He is so gay that he says he's straight. But he is wicked ass crazy person. but smart. Anybody with these traits has a C-Early personality.
DID YOU SEE THAT KID, HE IS SUCH A C-EARLY- Jeremy

YEA I FREAKING KNOW, HE'S SO GAY! AND CRAZY!- Hendrix
by YOMAMAISSOFAT August 30, 2008
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early but never to late

The girl you love so much but she leaves you because of a past relationship.
Man that girl is went early but never to late for her to leave my heart
by Iwishsheneverleft December 09, 2017
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Early June

A date at the beginning of June is usually between the 1st and 10th. However, if you are Tyler Joseph, 'early June' can mean absolutely anything
The music video for Paladin Strait will be out Early June
by weddster June 19, 2024
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Early Snake gets the Cake

Early Bird gets the worm. But I hate worms! Who the heck eats worms? Cake is much better. I prefer pizza but does not have the same ring to it. This is not to be confused with Shel Silverstein's "Cake Eating Snake" which contains no hyphen and from a grammatical perspective is unclear if the Cake eats Snakes or vice-versa.

This term was originally coined by Dylan Schwartz (CEO of Dylan Universe Comics, www.DylanUniverseComics.com) on January 3rd 2019.
by MadDawgDylan January 03, 2020
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Early Bird Special

A man puts a worm in his dick hole and has the girlfriend suck it out.
by Harry Mcock December 23, 2023
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Early Riser

a 17 or 18-year-old woman who has decided to be child-free and unmarried for life, focusing only on work.
People thought she was a lesbian but she's really just an early riser. I see her with different guys all the time.
Calling herself an early riser is complete BS. By the time she's 28, she'll be married with two kids.
Most of the girls in college are gonna be early risers and risers. They got brainwashed by feminists and leftist professors.
by RR Hood July 17, 2023
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